Happy Caturday!

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I realized I love my boyfriend's cat more than I love my boyfriend. The only reason we're still together is I don't want to lose custody of the cat. FML
I agree, your life sucks 29 515
You deserved it 44 310

Top comments

well OP im sorry but you need to deal with it and break up with your boyfriend. you're being incredibly rude to your boyfriend here, and i think you should just be honest.

You're a girl who likes the pussy best.

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Dude I feel u .. My bf has a dog and I am more attached to it than to him ..

30- then why not break up with him?? Stringing him along is cruel and makes you a bitch

That's very selfish of you OP. Your boyfriend is entitled to move on with life if you don't love him anymore. Don't you have any respect for him?

That's a dick move on your part, your boyfriend actually thinks you have feelings for him an you just love his cat... Sad... YDI

When you say you live version the cat more, do you actually mean that the cat is cuter than your bf? That would be understandable.

Today, I found out my girlfriend loves my cat more than me and the only reason we're still together is she doesn't want to lose custody of MY cat. FML

Think about the cat!! It must be going through an emotional maelstrom of self loathing and regret with this break-up as good as imminent!! *snigger*

laurieblue 1

FYL ?? FHL. . .that's just so mean of you, there are people's feelings involved..and a cat ofcourse. If you carry it any longer I doubt he will let you see the cat, rather u tell him now and leave on potentially good terms.

You're a terrible person. How can you do that to the cat and your bf? If you're not happy with someone, freaking leave. Don't keep leading them on for selfish reasons out of fear it will not end in your favor. YDI.

Shandra78 9

Take the cat and leave. Cats are more reliable company, and don't hog the sheets.

I'm sorry but if you stole my animal I would have to hunt you down for that.