Horny devil

By jimboxo - 26/04/2009 19:15 - United States

Spicy
Today, my fiancée got out of the shower, completely shaved. I went over to her, wrapped her in a hug and asked her what the occasion was. She pulled away and said that she had a gyno appointment. My fiancée will clean up for the gyno, but not for me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 56 653
You deserved it 10 902

Same thing different taste

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grazynaanka 0

It's uncomfortable to go to the gyno in the first place. When you're a girl, there are always so many things you worry about. Cleaning herself down there, might help ease her worries a bit. And so what if she doesn't clean up for you. It means she's comfortable being around you and being herself.

Shaving that area is time-consuming and results in painful and itchy regrowth whatever the razor and however much shaving gel and aftercare you use. Waxing is just as painful. She probably shaved herself for the gyno because she was afraid of being judged, as our culture these days is obsessed with removing natural pubic hair, even though gynos have seen it all. It's just scary showing that to a stranger. Take it as a compliment that she's not afraid of being judged like that by you. :) Pubic hair is a symbol of maturity and can be very sexy. Each person should do with theirs what's most comfortable, be it nothing, trimming, removing some, or removing it entirely.

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ewww... gynos, thank god we don't use 'em over here

IPreferBlondes 0

#172. Racist? Ur pathetic. Do you have any idea what the middle east/arab countries r like? The men do treat their women like slaves. They have for thousands of years. You call someone racist when they point out a fact. How can you even say something so stupid?

kdbattista 0

"Blah blah blah yes, woman are not obligated to shave, we have established that. I believe they should. There is nothing sexy about coarse, ugly hair. And any man who feels like he is with a pre-pubescent girl because she is shaved, is an idiot. The rest of the woman's body should be fully developed and that shouldn't be an issue." Before a bunch of feminists jump on me, I am a female who shaves." You don't have to be a feminist to see how much is wrong with that statement and being a girl doesn't give you a free pass when it comes to women's issues. The fact that you think that what you find aesthetically pleasing should be the same for everyone is just immature.

pinkducttape 0

organised chaos. for someone who thinks women shouldnt have eating disorders because of society you sure do support men getting married just because society pressures are so difficult. basically from previous debates with you - you have said women make the choice to have an eating disorder - now you are saying men get married because of society not choice. wow. simply. wow.

IPreferBlondes 0

Omg lets just stop this convo its going no where. As I said once. If you like ur girl to shave, only eat her out when she does and if she wants u to do that for her, then she will shave. If u really think its painful, ur doing it wrong, but if u dont wanna figure out how to do it right, fine. Dont go calling a guy a pedophile though, just cause he likes to know when a girl cleans herself. Personally, when i see a girl that shaves i feel that she probaly also keeps it clean, when i see a girl who wont even trim, i wonder if she takes care of it in any way. Ladies, shaving shows a guy that you take care of urself, plus he can see if u have any little red sores :P. Now, keep in mind I do trim for the girls, Assuming i dont is just making you look like an ass. Ladies, if you hate shaving, dont, but dont expect oral sex or u might just be disappointed.

IPreferBlondes 0

Pink, once again your last comment made u look like a fool. Congrats. You clearly have no common sense. Honestly, the stupidity of some people just astonishes me.

I don't understand this 'no shave, no oral' crap. She could just turn that thinking right on you... no oral for me, no oral for you.

pinkducttape 0

what's the matter i prefer blondes cant spell duct or tape?

I agree with #19... Also to those who said she was mean for pushing him away--it may not have been the best thing to do but it was most likely more of a sexual hug than a sweet one, and she's probably nervous/scared and definitely not feeling sexual.

and this is a person you're going to spend the rest of your life with? ouch