Horny devil

By jimboxo - 26/04/2009 19:15 - United States

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Today, my fiancée got out of the shower, completely shaved. I went over to her, wrapped her in a hug and asked her what the occasion was. She pulled away and said that she had a gyno appointment. My fiancée will clean up for the gyno, but not for me. FML
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grazynaanka 0

It's uncomfortable to go to the gyno in the first place. When you're a girl, there are always so many things you worry about. Cleaning herself down there, might help ease her worries a bit. And so what if she doesn't clean up for you. It means she's comfortable being around you and being herself.

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vanillafire 0

Shaving that area is time-consuming and results in painful and itchy regrowth whatever the razor and however much shaving gel and aftercare you use. Waxing is just as painful. She probably shaved herself for the gyno because she was afraid of being judged, as our culture these days is obsessed with removing natural pubic hair, even though gynos have seen it all. It's just scary showing that to a stranger. Take it as a compliment that she's not afraid of being judged like that by you. :) Pubic hair is a symbol of maturity and can be very sexy. Each person should do with theirs what's most comfortable, be it nothing, trimming, removing some, or removing it entirely.

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MissFortune_fml 0

Once again organisedchaos I was making the mother statement not as a "your mom" joke, but as an actual observation. I wasn't insulting your mother I was applying your opinion of women to her. Considering you think I'm shallow why do you even care about my opinion anyway? And I don't want you either. Thank God for that.

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hellohellohellno 0

#74 was the best comment of all time

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abcdefgh_fml 0

all the comments on this FML could make a freakin book!!! *there is paragraphs too! wtf?!

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MissFortune_fml 0

And as to the rest of the rest of your comment "and yea" wasn't an arguement, it was the beginning of a paragraph. Considering you just admitted yourself that you make grammar mistakes and you seem to have a vehement distaste for using capitals I find your opinion of my grammar skills to be fairly irrelevant. :s Though, once again, considering you find me to be so very much beneath you (which I find unendingly humourous) why even bother critisizing me at all? As IPreferBlondes put it, your arguement has deteriorated so you resort to insults. And I'm sorry my last sentence confused you (though apparently the rest of what I said confused you as well since you seemed to have missed every single point and reason behind everything I said). I shall try and talk slower and use smaller words next time so you can keep up. =]

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MissFortune_fml 0

Apologize for the double posts to everyone else. FML updates have messed up the displayed messages for me.

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MissFortune_fml 0

Gives organisedchaos and IPreferBlondes another chance to take a shot at my IQ level. =]

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Timismaster 0

to #37, they should just go commando ;) I think girls have the right to do what they want, and if the guy doesnt like it than he can go **********. His loss, Her gain

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adelaide_evening 0

Wow, are people STILL arguing about this? It's been over a day, I think it's time to give it a rest. Some people shave, some people don't shave, some people like it when girls shave, some people don't like it when girls shave, and some people are self-absorbed assholes. Let's just leave it at that, shall we?

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adelaide_evening 0

Wow, people are still arguing on this thing? I think it's time to let this FML die. Some people shave, some people don't shave, some people like girls who shave, some people don't like girls who shave, and some people are self-absorbed assholes. Let's just leave it at that, shall we?

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