I won! I won!

By winnerwinner - 02/05/2012 15:46 - United States

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Today, my husband informed me that he has been purposely finishing before me in bed as a form of punishment for beating him at Mario Kart. FML
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HannahMarshall 6

Mario Kart is a serious game.

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ILoveEggnog 7

I didn't know it was legal to marry ten year olds.

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The_Creeper_fml 8

I don't see any problem here. I would throw things at my little belter when he was ahead of me at Mario Kart.

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challan 19

Your little belter is able to use a controller? You should call Op! She's in need of your skills.

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The_Creeper_fml 8

It should say brother, but I think Autocorrect may have made that sentence better.

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challan 19

It did! You should have went with it. Imagine all the hmu comments that you would have gotten!

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WaywardDaughter 26

Typical male...u only care when u get off

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Yo, The_Creeper. Let's see how your little belter is good against an expert of Mario Kart. Let's meet up sometime.

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theevilduchess 12

Well then teach him to lose with dignity. Refuse to put out until he gets his mind right.

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ThatGirl6 9

I totally agree with you (:

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deusbag 5

Was winning worth it? Doesn't matter had sex

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challan 19

Why are men so bad at sex and driving? Because they pull out with no thought of who else might be coming.

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pagullarka 9

Well just like some women have a perfect spot but would not let you pull in there because they're too tired or I need to wake up early excuse, because when I pull into a spot I will be in there for a while :)

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mrdumpalot31 0

Girls are actually the bad drivers thier isn't one girl ik that can drive good, idk where u got that one from

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josephhaynes1990 1

86, thank you for not making things look better for males.

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challan 19

I wonder why FML deleted those other comments?

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retardslo 0

Yes that's why women have a higher crash rate.

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Quidikic 9

Bro, men are good drivers, don't be dissing me homie. Alright gangster mode off. But yea, the sex part, ehhh, I agree.

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purplemonkeys23 1

I wanted to inform you that I found your joke oddly funny, and that I created an account just to thumb it up. Nice going, bud :p

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challan 19

179- wow thanks! :)

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Jewnut 0

then you should do the same

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xmogyx 0

How do you end up with someone this dull. Great idea, secretly make your wife unsatisfied in bed so she'll slowly end up wanting less and less sex. Yeah, great plan idiot.

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meatmaeta 21

Is this how you make your wife/SO cheat on you?

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tony1891 22

No bs when it comes to Mario. but getting short changed on sex is a little harsh.

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sunshine1077 3

Play dirty while playing Mario.....he might rethink his method.

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