I won! I won!

By winnerwinner - 02/05/2012 15:46 - United States

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Today, my husband informed me that he has been purposely finishing before me in bed as a form of punishment for beating him at Mario Kart. FML
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HannahMarshall 6

Mario Kart is a serious game.

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ILoveEggnog 7

I didn't know it was legal to marry ten year olds.

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Locoluis 15

What "man"? He's just a sore loser. He needs to grow up and learn from his mistakes instead of making tantrums like a little spoiled kid.

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retardslo 0

Pulling tantrums my ass. He's just shooting his load. Maybe he gets turned on from losing.

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lyssa_jean 7

Continue beating him at Mario Kart, and evetything else possible. Buy yourself a vibrator, use it before he comes home and when he wants to get busy, tell him you beat him to it and already got your freak on solo:) he might change his mind about his retaliation.......

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Genoc123 5

This chic must be a lesbian.. Sure vibrator is the answer to all the problems stupid bitch. No wonder your use to "solo"

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wilsontws 18

He deserves a spiked shell up his ass.

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GawdamitNappa 4

47- Blue ones are usually the only spiked ones. Just sayin'.

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the_enigma1019 1

You should know right know, Mario cart is some serious shit.

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theevilduchess 12

My sister in law and her fiancé are 29. They get into actual fights over Mario Cart. Age has nothing to do with it. Some people are just ate up stupid.

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groupleader 7

And you thought he just had premature ejaculation problems....

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alexander1991 4

That's sucks!! If my husband did that id kill him!!! Fyl

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perdix 29

You should congratulate him on his speed, and add that you'd be impressed if he would bring it to Mario Kart;)

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