Love: It wasn't me

It wasn't me

By SingleGirl - 07/09/2009 15:39 - United Kingdom

Today, my mum grounded me for going to my boyfriend's house instead of the library. She said my boyfriend's mum phoned up because she could hear us having it off in his room. When I denied it my mum shouted at me for being a liar as well as a slut. I did go to the library. FML

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You deserved it 4 242

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By Anonymous - 25/03/2009 20:40 - United States

Today, my mother asked me if my boyfriend and I were getting serious. I quickly lied and said no. She then informed me that if things ever heated up, she would take me to get birth control. Wanting birth control, I confessed. In turn she grounded me. I'm not allowed to see my boyfriend anymore. FML

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You deserved it 28 883

By slut - 02/07/2010 01:07 - United States

Today, my boyfriend's mother screamed at me for half an hour, calling me a slut because she found a black lacy thong in my boyfriend's bed. I didn't have the heart to tell her it wasn't mine. FML

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You OK hon?

By religiunatic - 13/12/2013 17:09 - Canada - Keswick

Today, my normally very modest and prissy mom came home, pissed off about something. I asked her what was wrong, but she wouldn't say, and snapped at me to "fuck off". She then grounded me for "making" her use that kind of "vile language". FML

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You deserved it 3 129

Overreacting a tad

By I want out - 11/03/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, my parents grounded me and told me I can forget about going to prom, Grad Bash, and getting a new car for graduation. My mom was cleaning my room and found a pack of condoms in my dresser drawer. Oh, and they made me call my boyfriend they didn’t know about to tell him it was over, on speaker. FML

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You deserved it 312

By yourebeautiful - 31/12/2011 20:37 - United States

Today, my mom took my cell to work with her. When she got home later, she scolded me for not answering her calls. When I pointed out that she'd taken it, she grounded me for "talking back". FML

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You deserved it 2 829

By Megan - 23/02/2009 16:47 - Canada

Today, my mum came home from a business trip. My four-year-old brother, who I'd been watching, told her I was "sexing" my boyfriend a lot after I put him to bed. After lots of arguing, she banned me from seeing him and took my car away. Only much later did I realize my brother meant "texting". FML

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You deserved it 5 485

By Anonymous - 24/01/2011 07:29 - United States

Today, I was grounded for not agreeing with an article on dating my mom found in a very strict magazine. The article told parents to monitor phone calls, make rumors about their children cheating on people, and not allow their children anywhere but home. FML

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You deserved it 3 143

By Anonymous - 05/06/2018 01:30

Today, I decided to not hang in the library after school like I usually do. When I got home, I found my father cheating on my mother with my girlfriend, who said she was gay. FML

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You deserved it 377

Overreaction much?

By owngoalscored - 22/09/2018 22:00

Today, I was watching a movie that had a mild sex scene in it. My mother walked in just as that scene was starting and she flipped out. I'm now grounded. She's taken my TV and laptop out of my room and refuses to let me see my boyfriend because she's sure he's the cause of my "disgusting behaviour". FML

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You deserved it 334

By anonymous - 06/05/2013 18:08 - United States - Poway

Today, after my mom picked me up from the mall, she asked me what was in my bag from Gap. I wouldn't tell her, and she ended up grounding me. It was her Mother's Day present. FML

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You deserved it 4 988

Venge_fml 0

Monday 7 September 2009 20:04

Sucks when you get grounded for having a cheating boyfriend.

gosrisky 1

Monday 7 September 2009 20:04

but then... whos he "havin it off with", ouch

Comments

DangerousBabee 0

Monday 7 September 2009 20:36

Yup. You were giving brain in the library because you LOVE Knowledge. :]

NaomiSanguine 0

Monday 7 September 2009 20:38

FYL. aw i'm so sorry :( idk how people could vote this a YDI . wasn't your fault. i mean besides dating a jerk but we all make mistakes

youdontdeserveit_fml 0

Monday 7 September 2009 20:42

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xChesterx 0

Monday 7 September 2009 20:48

It annoys me when people click YDI for really stupid reasons on real FML posts like this... Sorry 'bout your mom and GF =(

SomeRandomGuy18 0

Monday 7 September 2009 20:51

YDI for being a Brit.

gummibehrs 4

Monday 7 September 2009 23:55

You deserve to get your pathetic ass kicked for being an idiot.

JellyBeann 0

Monday 7 September 2009 20:57

Awww;; that sucksss. Feeel sorry for youu.

Wankster 0

Monday 7 September 2009 20:58

Wow grounded. Not a FML

xemmy_fml 0

Monday 7 September 2009 22:14

Did you ever understand the FML? In addition to being grounded, her bf is cheating on her.

Kristin_x 0

Monday 7 September 2009 22:17

Thats not the FML, the FML is that she has a douche for a boyfriend.

JJ88000 0

Monday 7 September 2009 20:58

I love the uk accent it sounds more intelegent then us Americans. Sucks about the grounding though, Break up with your douchebag boyfriend, and just read a book or something productive, groundings are not that big of a deal

Witchcraft_fml 4

Tuesday 8 September 2009 0:39

I hope I've heard of Wales :/ Otherwise my mind's been elsewhere.

theanonimouse 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 6:59

Hey, who knows, Brits may sound more intelligent than the Americans you associate with... but judging by this comment, they aren't exactly the cream of the crop, are they?