Love: It wasn't me

It wasn't me

By SingleGirl - 07/09/2009 15:39 - United Kingdom

Today, my mum grounded me for going to my boyfriend's house instead of the library. She said my boyfriend's mum phoned up because she could hear us having it off in his room. When I denied it my mum shouted at me for being a liar as well as a slut. I did go to the library. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/03/2009 20:40 - United States

Today, my mother asked me if my boyfriend and I were getting serious. I quickly lied and said no. She then informed me that if things ever heated up, she would take me to get birth control. Wanting birth control, I confessed. In turn she grounded me. I'm not allowed to see my boyfriend anymore. FML

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By slut - 02/07/2010 01:07 - United States

Today, my boyfriend's mother screamed at me for half an hour, calling me a slut because she found a black lacy thong in my boyfriend's bed. I didn't have the heart to tell her it wasn't mine. FML

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You OK hon?

By religiunatic - 13/12/2013 17:09 - Canada - Keswick

Today, my normally very modest and prissy mom came home, pissed off about something. I asked her what was wrong, but she wouldn't say, and snapped at me to "fuck off". She then grounded me for "making" her use that kind of "vile language". FML

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Overreacting a tad

By I want out - 11/03/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, my parents grounded me and told me I can forget about going to prom, Grad Bash, and getting a new car for graduation. My mom was cleaning my room and found a pack of condoms in my dresser drawer. Oh, and they made me call my boyfriend they didn’t know about to tell him it was over, on speaker. FML

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By yourebeautiful - 31/12/2011 20:37 - United States

Today, my mom took my cell to work with her. When she got home later, she scolded me for not answering her calls. When I pointed out that she'd taken it, she grounded me for "talking back". FML

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By Megan - 23/02/2009 16:47 - Canada

Today, my mum came home from a business trip. My four-year-old brother, who I'd been watching, told her I was "sexing" my boyfriend a lot after I put him to bed. After lots of arguing, she banned me from seeing him and took my car away. Only much later did I realize my brother meant "texting". FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2011 07:29 - United States

Today, I was grounded for not agreeing with an article on dating my mom found in a very strict magazine. The article told parents to monitor phone calls, make rumors about their children cheating on people, and not allow their children anywhere but home. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/06/2018 01:30

Today, I decided to not hang in the library after school like I usually do. When I got home, I found my father cheating on my mother with my girlfriend, who said she was gay. FML

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Overreaction much?

By owngoalscored - 22/09/2018 22:00

Today, I was watching a movie that had a mild sex scene in it. My mother walked in just as that scene was starting and she flipped out. I'm now grounded. She's taken my TV and laptop out of my room and refuses to let me see my boyfriend because she's sure he's the cause of my "disgusting behaviour". FML

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By anonymous - 06/05/2013 18:08 - United States - Poway

Today, after my mom picked me up from the mall, she asked me what was in my bag from Gap. I wouldn't tell her, and she ended up grounding me. It was her Mother's Day present. FML

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Venge_fml 0

Monday 7 September 2009 20:04

Sucks when you get grounded for having a cheating boyfriend.

gosrisky 1

Monday 7 September 2009 20:04

but then... whos he "havin it off with", ouch

Comments

lives_ppl 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 0:45

You know what you should do? Go to your (hopefully ex) boyfriend's house and tell his mother right up to her face to, next time, check who it is before making an accusation like that. That way, she'll be racked with guilt, plus, the guy would probably be faced with awkward situations in the future.

movies12 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 0:56

What the **** is wrong with u mom and mum people. Holy crap, I'm not English but I sometimes say mum. people GROW up. And for the OP next time confront ur boyfriend, and tell him exactly what his MUM said than yours, and than watch I'm act like an idiot.

DameGreyWulf 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 1:23

You know, it's one thing for mommy to being pissed at you for having sex underage, but she really shouldn't call you a ****, especially if it was with your boyfriend. Especially since it wasn't at all and your boyfriend is the actual ****. You should put some rubber bands impossibly tight on his penis.

Witchcraft_fml 4

Tuesday 8 September 2009 1:30

Haha, that'll keep the bloodflow from reaching his penis :D

shaniqualee 2

Tuesday 8 September 2009 2:08

I would've said EFF YOU MOM, I"M A VIRGIN SEE and then I would've showed her my intact hymen and then I would been all like "BUT SINCE I'M A ****, I GUESS I SHOULDN'T HAVE THIS, HUH?!" and then I would fingerblasted myself and then punched my mom in the face and make her drink the blood. After that, I would've said, "By the way, can you take me to the library again? I didn't get all the books I needed. Love ya!"

DameGreyWulf 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 2:23

Holy shit I lol'd

take_a_moment 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 5:00

:O wow, what an interestingly sick and disturbed mind you have!! wow, just wow!

plexico 3

Tuesday 8 September 2009 2:09

You are not a liar and a **** now, but you are dating a liar and a ****, and he will convert you.

Witchcraft_fml 4

Tuesday 8 September 2009 3:05

Haha, I'd hate to have that happen. I hope she dumps his ass - though not before she snaps his dick in half.

kaatie 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 2:13

i'm just going to call fake because. why would the mom of the boyfriend, call the mom of the girlfriend to tell them that the two kids were "having it off" . If she had a problem with it wouldn't she just ****-block and interrupt them? I'm sure this scenario has happened .. but the way the OP desrcibed is sketchy