It wasn't me

By SingleGirl - 07/09/2009 15:39 - United Kingdom

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Today, my mum grounded me for going to my boyfriend's house instead of the library. She said my boyfriend's mum phoned up because she could hear us having it off in his room. When I denied it my mum shouted at me for being a liar as well as a slut. I did go to the library. FML
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Venge_fml 0

Sucks when you get grounded for having a cheating boyfriend.

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gosrisky 1

but then... whos he "havin it off with", ouch

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9Squee9 0

The funny part about #64 is that it reads "it sounds more intelegent then us Americans.". Proved that point, yes.

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cmac86 23

ha ha.... mum. don't they say that in Canada too?

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Ret_fml 0

Nope, I've never heard anyone say that here.

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laomaostu 0

really sucks for your bf cheating on you with other girl

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gummibehrs 4

Sorry about that, OP. You might want to check into those noises your boyfriend's mother was claiming to hear.

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Starchild21 3

That would explain why he looks like a pancake and has a red bump on his lip now :( _______________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99

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blueem2 0

Stop saying "mum." It's mom.

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Snowlight_fml 7

Not doing too well for the American stereotype now, are we?

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whyowhy26 3

OH WILL YOU GIVE IT A REST!

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Starchild21 3

ok MOM __________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99

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