Lonely

By reddd - 10/05/2012 06:44 - United States

Today, I purposely wore a red shirt to Target just so people would talk to me. FML
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HiIAmKevin 8

That's when you know you really have to hit up some bars...

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Maybelline008 10

Well, did they?

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Keevarou 17

Looks like you know how to get people to talk to you

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Snafuusmc 12

Or a blue Collared shirt at best buy with khaki pants. It'll work.

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Snafuusmc 12

Or a blue Collared shirt at best buy with khaki pants. It'll work.

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

That will get you tackled by target employees.

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Snafuusmc 12

Yeah that's my bad for the double post. I pressed send once though so idk...

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Raath00 7

OP, that's kinda creepy. If you lack friends, try some form of social networking. Hell, if all else fails, family is an option

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tony1891 22

that's a brilliant idea. next idea would be to either A. get a life. or B. put an application in for target.

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anoellem 1

Try walking through Target wearing a giant banana costume or something... Then only awesome people will talk to you.

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Nekogami 14

Why banana ? Why not strawberry? While we are at it .. We need a blender suit as well. Then we can make a smoothie. My thought process sometimes frightens even myself. But seriously. Clever guy. L

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anoellem 1

He could do either. I was about to suggest that he bring friends dressed up as the strawberry and blender but then I remembered the whole point of this fml... He has none

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Cappiej 18

Well, to be honest, I think that if you put on a strawberry suit, your face would be a little far off or the strawberry would look weird. And you can't sing that you're a banana either :o

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Nekogami 14

Yea. But the Hanes commercials are so amusing. Lol

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ddeathbombb 5

Forever alone level:disguise

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DocBastard 38

If you really want a stimulating conversation, just come here and post a comment about marijuana being harmful or about circumcision being mutilation. You're guaranteed at least 50 replies. You're welcome.

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The_Hitdude 12

Don't do it Doc! They might be overwhelmed by the sheer number of stoners... That is a day that will live in infamy.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

"Marijuana does more good than harm, alcohol and tobacco is much worse, it has medicinal benefits" "Circumcision mutilates penises"

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Calyx_fml 21

I ground up my mutilated foreskin and put it in my bong.

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