Christmas, Cats and Animals: Merry Xmas

Merry Xmas

By Christmas sucks - 24/12/2012 01:03 - United States - Boston

Today, I was wrapping presents for my daughter, trying to be really quiet. Behind me, the cat decided to climb the tree, which then fell on top of me and I couldn't move. My daughter had to help me up. She now knows everything she's getting for Christmas this year. FML

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By wjones - 15/12/2009 15:06 - United States

Today, my family and I were decorating the Christmas tree. It seemed a bit unstable, but we decorated it without any problems. Later, while my daughter sat by the tree, it began to fall. Her grandmother stopped the tree from hitting her. I, on the other hand, screamed like a little girl. I'm a 38 year old guy. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/12/2022 03:00

Today, to try to have a less depressing Christmas, I've put up a small tree in my apartment and wrapped some presents for myself. I woke from a nap to the sound of my cat vomiting. What did she throw up on? The presents. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/12/2021 02:01

Today, my kid jumped from the couch into our Christmas tree. As she literally slid down the entire tree, it was like it was happening in slow motion. I was laughing so hard, I peed myself, so I had to clean up decorations and my own piss. FML

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By Dave - 24/12/2024 12:00 - United States - Birmingham

Today, we spent hours decorating the Christmas tree, perfectly balancing the lights, ornaments, and tinsel. Ten minutes later, the cat thought it was a right time to reenact Die Hard and climbed up the tree, knocking it over. Now my ornaments are shattered, and my cat is smugly sitting in the wreckage. FML

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Stolen valor

By Anonymous - 15/07/2009 06:58 - Canada

Today, my husband rescued our daughter's cat from a tree. She spent the next hour clapping and telling me how much of a hero he was. Last night at 2 a.m., I was awoken by meowing and had to rescue the same cat from the same tree, in the dark, and halfway down he shit on me. No one called me a hero. FML

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By DarkDisaster - 27/12/2012 10:16 - United States

Today, my cat had the greatest idea ever: hide inside our Christmas tree and attack anyone who walks past. It would have come as extremely funny to me if I hadn't been her first victim. FML

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By fmlfmlfml - 02/06/2009 18:03 - United States

Today, I was taking a nap. Apparently, my two year old daughter decided to crawl on top of the covers on my bed because she was scared since there was a thunderstorm. I thought she was one of our cats so I kicked her off. She hit the wall. FML

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Christmas Chaos

By shaggyberaddy - This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff

Today, I spent 15 minutes trying to get my cat out of our seven-foot Christmas tree. Once he was done, he tore about the house and broke the nativity scene, beheading baby Jesus and a wise man in the process. The tree is fucked. FML

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By Julie - 25/12/2012 03:20 - United States - East Brunswick

Today, I woke up to find our Christmas tree knocked over, unwrapped presents scattered everywhere, and my mom passed out on the sofa with a bottle of booze. Merry Christmas. FML

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By childdreamkiller - 08/12/2011 17:41 - Canada

Today, I took my daughter to see Santa at the mall. When I went to pick her up from Santa's lap, my watch snagged on his beard, pulling it off in front of my daughter and about twenty kids in line. My daughter still isn't speaking to me. FML

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RevengeIsSweet 11

Monday 24 December 2012 9:27

This close to the actual holiday, I don't think it matters much.

xlord 27

Monday 24 December 2012 9:32

Wow. I find it amazing how you would know that this exact same thing would happen if you owned a cat.

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waterkins 7

Monday 24 December 2012 9:49

That's why you wrap them in your closet

sweettart83 27

Monday 24 December 2012 9:54

This is why I tie my tree to the wall.

Ukeee_X 19

Monday 24 December 2012 10:08

Kids are evil geniuses. She probably plotted and threw the cat into the room.

paulpings 6

Monday 24 December 2012 10:38

How big of a tree was it you couldn't just crawl out from under it?! My cats used to have a xmas tree climbing obsession, it was like a scene from gremlins the first time walking into the dimly lit room seeing movement inside the tree and spooky reflecting eyes looking out of it!

Morqan_Freeman 14

Monday 24 December 2012 10:48

May I say that maybe, just maybe... The cat didn't know the tree would fall. Is it his fault? Absolutely not, its in their nature. And as people have said its Christmas around the corner I dont think its a problem for your daughter to see the presents now.

katyamaslova 5

Monday 24 December 2012 11:09

Aww, I'm sorry that actually really sucks. What my mom used to do if I saw any of my presets is she would wait to give me those for my birthday so I would forget about them by that time and get me new presents for Christmas.