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YDI, you just taught him that you enjoy your ****** being bitch slapped. I don't see why you can't just talk to him. Tell him what you like, learn what he likes, and you can enjoy sex together. Real orgasms for both, and release stress together. You both would be feeling great if you are just honest with each other.
Depends on the **** he watches.
How hard is it to go "here try this" it'll make it better for both of you
Instead of faking it you should have showed him what you like. Sound silly but it the end it will be better for you
I typically never fake an ****** for anybody. If you're bad at what you're doing I tell you, but typically help you to get me off.
I once had a guy that had a reputation for being great in bed. Then we got together, and typically he sucked and couldn't last longer then 3 minutes with me. I accidentally made him cry once because I let him know it sucked
At least you know that it was stupid to fake an ******, that's something.
He did that because he saw it in bad ****... Either the guy or the girl will slap herself and then fake a huge turn on or something else..
I'm sorry I can't stop laughing
Why did you fake it? The best part of being new to the sex game is learning new things.
YDI for not telling him what he did wrong. If he "thinks he's some kind of sex god" because you faked an ******, then you my friend, have ****** up so hard. Metaphorically, of course, because clearly your boyfriend can't.
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This really is your fault. You should instruct him and guide him.
You kind of deserved that. There's no point in lying to save someone's feelings and make yourself miserable.