Mental health, Facebook and Social Media: Not a laughing matter

Not a laughing matter

By Anonymous - 26/02/2014 09:31 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, on Facebook, someone wrote a status implying that she was going to kill herself. I called a mutual friend, asking to check up on her. The next status the girl puts up said, "Someone thought I was going to commit suicide! Haha what a loser!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 54 231

You deserved it 4 959

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By Notadrugdealer - 07/12/2017 15:00

Today, I was just browsing Facebook when my friend sent me a GoFundMe link. Someone wrote a page saying I killed myself and that we need money for funeral services. People are actually donating to it. FML

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You deserved it 358

By Nucleus - 08/10/2015 13:48 - Sweden - Stockholm

Today, I complained about being bored to death on Facebook. Someone took it as a suicide threat and called the police. They showed up at my apartment and my workplace. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 270

You deserved it 3 472

By Anonymous - 26/06/2011 20:25 - United States

Today, a friend posted the Facebook status "Ahhh... relief." Trying to be funny, I replied "Why? Did you just poop?" A few hours later, I read her previous posts and found out her dad's in the hospital having heart surgery. Now everyone thinks I'm a heartless dick. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 567

You deserved it 51 873

By Thanks guys - 26/11/2013 05:21 - United States - Richmond

Today, I logged onto Facebook to see one of my "friends" had used my account to post a coming-out story. It had comments on it such as "I knew it!" "Finally." and "That explains so much." FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 044

You deserved it 4 927

Thoughts and prayers

By the hated - 09/07/2013 02:02 - United States - Absecon

Today, a friend thought it would be funny to make a R.I.P. page for me on Facebook. Most liked post? "Too bad this page is fake." FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 904

You deserved it 5 467

By Lies - 19/08/2009 02:44 - United States

Today, I saw the girl I had started dating changed her Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship". Naturally, I changed mine too. The next time I logged on, she had commented, "Really?! Who?!" She was serious. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 801

You deserved it 5 956

Clout chasing

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, to give the illusion that I have friends, I wrote an outrageous status on Facebook, and then pretended it was the result of a friend hacking my page, all in the hope that it would get comments, likes, or at least some attention. Nothing happened. FML

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You deserved it 47 236

Not you

By Anonymous - 15/01/2012 06:24 - United States

Today, this girl I liked made her Facebook status "Nobody texts me anymore, message me numbers?" I commented that I texted her. She deleted it and changed it to "Nobody that I care about texts me anymore, message me numbers?" FML

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You deserved it 4 006

There's always that one friend…

By seriously? - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff

Today, my best friend actually had the audacity to try and one-up my suicide attempt story. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 306

You deserved it 10 680

By -_- - 14/06/2014 03:56 - Australia - Elwood

Today, I was confiding in my dad over the phone, after I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. After I hung up and went online, I noticed he'd been live-blogging the whole call on Facebook and commenting that he was considering suicide to escape the boredom. FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 533

You deserved it 4 973

Authoress14 15

Wednesday 26 February 2014 17:20

So you're still friends with her why?

PattonGilette2 18

Wednesday 26 February 2014 17:20

lll

Comments

darkenedone 27

Thursday 27 February 2014 0:03

Assholes like that should just kill themselves.

fallen_dragonkin 12

Thursday 27 February 2014 0:15

i hate ppl posting vague stuff to demand attenion. at least you should delete her, if she thinks you're the loser

mike7236 5

Thursday 27 February 2014 0:29

I dont know whether you should be proud or sick that you're the ONLY person that cared enough to check on her. I have heard of people putting up statuses that hinted towards suicide before actually killing themselves, its really sad and definitely no joke. Please don't stop being an excellent human being.

SaucyGirl106 18

Thursday 27 February 2014 0:47

if no-one said anything then she'd have posted her next status as "no one cares about me." You can't win with people like that. At least we know you're a caring friend though.

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Thursday 27 February 2014 1:02

You did the right thing so don't feel bad about it.

hitchhikerryder 20

Thursday 27 February 2014 1:25

That girl is an idiot. Commiting suicide is no laughing matter.

fordneagles 34

Thursday 27 February 2014 1:56

I'd post a link to this FML in the comments of her status, or even on her wall where everyone can see it, along with screenshots of both statuses. Shame the attention seeking bitch into not being so ******* stupid.

1947Chevy 17

Thursday 27 February 2014 2:45

Tell this person it was you and that they need to quit posting stuff like that. You did the right thing by far

KarenRose1323 3

Thursday 27 February 2014 2:47

Hahaha someone trying to be helpful and being concerned! She's the loser for believing that people wouldn't take her seriously. That's not a joking matter. At least you were being a good friend.