Love, Embarrassing and Alcohol: Oh no…

Oh no…

By probably_the_ex_now - 18/08/2009 08:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his family. They were drinking and having fun, so I joined in. I had one too many, got really goofy, and then suggested the farting game. "Sorry, I can't hold my liquor!" I quickly explained. My boyfriend's mom shot me a cold look and said, "It's non-alcoholic." FML

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By Anonymous - 12/01/2015 02:41 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. His father was completely wasted, his mom was high, and his 11-year-old sister was talking about her favorite alcoholic drinks at the dinner table. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/06/2013 16:32 - Senegal

Today, I threw a birthday party for my boyfriend. As a joke, my friend and I served him non-alcoholic beer to see how he'd react. After a while, he faked being drunk, using it as an excuse after I caught him making out with one of my so-called "friends". FML

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2013 05:07 - United States - Topeka

Today, my boyfriend and I were visiting his parents. I'm nervous around them so he encouraged me to drink so I'd loosen up. I got so drunk I tore up all the things in his old room I thought were from ex-girlfriends and accidentally flashed his dad my crotch. FML

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By herANDi - 03/04/2009 06:10 - Canada

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I'm already a clumsy person but became extra clumsy because I was nervous. After knocking over my drink for the fourth time, my boyfriend's mom angrily shouted "Did you actually come drunk for the first time meeting us?" FML

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Brutally honest

By Anonymous - 12/09/2009 07:25 - Australia

Today, at dinner with my boyfriend and my family, my mother had too much to drink and asked my boyfriend how I was in bed with the purpose of embarrassing me. His reply? "Not as good as her sister." His defense? "It was only one time." FML

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By Anonymous - 23/04/2012 05:50 - United States - Harrison

Today, I met my girlfriend's mom. She went on about how my girlfriend's dad is a no good drunk, following this statement with spilling her fifth glass of wine. FML

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By cdestarac - 10/01/2012 06:07 - United States

Today, I met my fiancé's parents for the first time. The only problem was that I was highly intoxicated. FML

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By :$. - 06/07/2012 21:30 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came to a family barbecue. I guess my dad heard him talking about the "fun" we'd be having later, because over the next two hours, he tripped my boyfriend up on concrete, threw a beer can at him, and sprayed him full-force with a water hose. All "accidentally" of course. FML

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By Riley99 - 31/08/2024 14:00 - United States

Today, I was introducing my boyfriend to my parents for the first time. I meant to say, "Mom, Dad, this is Tom." Instead, I said, "Mom, Dad, this is Mom." My boyfriend is now jokingly reconsidering our relationship, and my parents won't stop making fun of me. FML

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imajinethat 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 17:18

YDI for being an idiot even whilst not intoxicated.

dan81892 2

Tuesday 18 August 2009 17:24

this further proves my theory that usually being "drunk" is all in your head.

Comments

alley492 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 17:29

hahaha, that is priceless. YDI.

DevineLegacy 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 17:30

YDI, don't you know what alcohol feels like compared to a normal drink? and why even if it was alcoholic, would you drink too much infront of your boyfriends famiy, not a good impression

hannahbanana11 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 17:31

#8, you suck.

pieofchrist 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 17:33

lol. one time I bought my sister and her undrage friends non alcoholic wine as a joke when they asked me to boot for them. I didn't tell them and I laughed my ass off as they all stumbled around "drunk" soo funny!!!

monsterhospital 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 17:55

legend.

Sun_Kissed18 25

Tuesday 18 August 2009 19:10

Perfect. Being responsible and having a good time. You win.

amstillives 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 17:34

YDI for being a gringo/a BiTCH...

bbyeeyore 0

Saturday 26 November 2011 10:40

You're an idiot.

teach09 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 17:34

#8 obviously doesn't really know what he's talking about OP: You're just an idiot. Getting "drunk" while with your boyfriends parents that you JUST met??? Maybe if you had met them MANY times before drinking to get tipsy would be okay...but never DRUNK...ugh

Some___Guy 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 17:36

Of course it was non-alcoholic. Why would they serve 10 year olds? Farting game?

SorchaD 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 17:36

Haha you totally deserved it! Also wtf is the farting game?

SkellJack18 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 17:37

Perception is great. The way you think you'll feel can actually make you feel that way. But I still say you deserve it for just assuming they were drinking. If you were drinking out of cups that someone else poured for you, I can see you not knowing but if someone handed you the bottle/can/whathaveyou and you just started drinking out of it without looking at it, well that's just stupid.