Out of shape

By Anonymous - 05/09/2011 04:38 - Canada

Today, I decided to work out. Being too embarrassed to run in public, I instead ran in circles in my basement. FML
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FYLDeep 25

At least you were running instead of doing nothing. That's probably more than a lot of people can say.

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KaelaKhaotic 5

Go to Planet Fitness!

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minder97 10

Haha thanks people, I am not overweight or anything, just embarrassed to be seen running in public by people, I dont have a treadmill in my basement so I just run the full perimeter of my massive basement a bunch of times. Quite unfortunate.

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Eaglestrike117 29

If this is really your FML, why not publish it with your actual account?

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pinecone1414 6

There is nothing to be ashamed about running. I do it everyday outside,and I only see looks of respect from passerbies.

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Epikouros 31

OK, why don't you get a friend to join you, so you two can laugh at all the lazy people? And maybe shower together afterwards. :)

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JMoney4110 0

I eat around 4,000 calories a day, I do insanity: The Asylum which is extreme cardio with plyo and a little weight lifting and I'm losing 16 lbs a month. I'm also a beachbody coach so I know my shit

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OCDC 9

Losing 16 pounds a month sounds pretty unhealthy to me. Most people lose that in a year.

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hemz_fml 13

Hey just save up for a treadmill or if you are young then tell your parents about your problem and they can help you out by buying one when they can. :)

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ajsciri4 0

I understand why some people are embarrassed. Fyl

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DrewsFML 8

Buy a burqa track suit, then you can run in public AND no one will see you.

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IndigoAcrylic 9

There are more fun ways to burn calories when you are alone in the basement. Maybe you ought to pull out Jeffery Jr. (FML reference from a couple weeks ago) for a play date ;D It tones your masturbone muscles!

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