Overreaction much?

By soljaboy - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had a date with this guy. I waited at the restaurant for an hour and he didn't show. Thinking he stood me up, I went over to his place and keyed his car. Then I realized the date was for tomorrow. FML
I agree, your life sucks 13 171
You deserved it 154 434

Top comments

vag_fml 0

you key over being stood up? you're that desperate and drastic? you shoulda just found someone else, instead you turned into a raving lunatic criminal.

You're a loony. But, deny deny deny anyway.

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wigwam 0

Op, you should never date again. Please get sterilized.

Well someone is a little tempermental

lor080 0

wow, you're a piece of shit. keying someone's car is ****** up

XthHaseoX 0

u probly feel horrible lol but hey its not his fault u forgot what day ur date was YDI.

Alright so I kept seeing people slander jandersoniii so I decided to find out why, now I realize it's because she is some stuck up bitch who think that because women were not treated fairly they have the right to break the law. Here ill explain it im your dumbass terms, men did not need to give women power, however they did, so if anything your stupid ass should be greatful. men are not evil, it's corrupted people like you who are. So instead of harping on people commenting here, why don't you go read a real book.

well...probably cancel the date....take some time to figure out your anger issues before you go out with anyone else. Im sure it's not all your fault, i mean, somebody must have treated you that way to make you how you are... I understand...I have sent some pretty angry text messages while wasted and then woke up in the morning and thought, wtf...I guess it's like that for you but a lot worse. I dont think anybody can be in a relationship if they aren't secure in themselves...and freaking out over a standup doesn't make you seem confident. Help yourself deserve a quality guy. Then all this nonsense will just be a distant memory.

atrialfib29 0

Pppppppsssssyyyyccchhhoooo on the loose.....