Overreaction much?

By soljaboy - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had a date with this guy. I waited at the restaurant for an hour and he didn't show. Thinking he stood me up, I went over to his place and keyed his car. Then I realized the date was for tomorrow. FML
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vag_fml 0

you key over being stood up? you're that desperate and drastic? you shoulda just found someone else, instead you turned into a raving lunatic criminal.

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floresntadolecnt 0

You're a loony. But, deny deny deny anyway.

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regalarius 0

It's been said, but damn, you're a bitch and deserve to be dumped Also, #103 - I refuse to believe that that was anything other than a hilarious troll. :-) Most of us don't need to confirm the date because most of us are not idiots.

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chrissie123 0

how could you have keyed his car if he wasnt there?

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atrialfib29 0

Are you from Sparta ???? Hahahaha...

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shorty_64 0

YDI!!!!!! and its girls like you that guys have to watch out for, even tho he got his car keyed, you probably did him a favor by preventing the first date

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staceybby 0

Who the **** keys someone's car over a date?

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ExpectationsFail 0

DRAMAAAAATIC much? Jesus, I've never even THOUGHT to key someone's car... what is wrong with you? Anyone have ani-psychotics they can Fed-EX this chick?

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gclunax 0

6, 8, 10, 13- i agree wit u ALL

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omigod 0

u r a ******* desperate bitch with a ******-up memory who couldn't even wait one more day for the date ppl like u don't even deserve a date

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Frisbee_fml 0

Most epic comment-thread on fmylife. You just got more hate than pizza-spitting-girl. Oh snap! You obviously don't date much? Shit, I feel sorry for everyone who knows you, and especially those people who have to put up with you as a friend. janderson must be a butt-ugly, hideous, desperate, troll-licking swamp-monster. I bet she masturbates with rotten pickles. #364 is full of win.

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