Relationships, Relatable and Love: Overreaction

Overreaction

By rejected - 13/04/2012 05:09 - United States - Charlotte

Today, my girlfriend saw the name "Melissa" on my phone's contact list. After refusing to tell her who it was, she accused me of being a cheater, broke up with me and stormed out of my house. Melissa is the name of a woman from Craigslist who was going to sell me an antique engagement ring. FML

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By NowImSingle - 12/02/2018 19:00

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me and threw all my stuff out into the yard because she caught me "texting another woman". Guess it didn't matter to her that the contact name was "Mom". FML

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By grantsidiots - 27/11/2013 05:51 - Australia

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By christian9294 - 08/02/2010 20:21 - United States

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By Anonymous - 02/01/2018 22:00 - United States - Lyons

Today, I found out that my girlfriend of almost four years was breaking up with me when she captioned an Instagram post saying, "Who else besides me is going into 2018 single?" I had already bought an engagement ring. FML

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By FML - 19/01/2016 06:41 - United States

Today, I found out my fiancée has been sleeping with the salesman I bought her engagement ring from. He knew. FML

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By ponyboy - 22/01/2010 22:41 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she suspected me of cheating. She thought I was cheating because she caught me sneaking out in the middle of the night. I was sneaking out to plan my proposal to her. FML

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By je suis christy - 09/01/2015 19:04 - Sweden - Stockholm

Today, while heading to the bathroom, I saw my girlfriend putting some lingerie under my bed. I stupidly thought it was for some sexy time later. Well, later on, she dramatically "found" the lingerie and broke up with me. Almost everyone believes her story and thinks I'm a dirty cheater. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/05/2018 19:00

Today, according to my girlfriend's instant messenger, which she left open on my laptop, I am her rough shag on the side while she searches for a guy who is husband material that her parents will approve of. I guess the engagement ring in my bag is going back to the shop. FML

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Ruffclue 9

Friday 13 April 2012 11:49

Hey man you gotta learn how to lie.

Keevarou 17

Friday 13 April 2012 11:51

You could have told her that it was because of a present to her... Then no loose ends to misunderstand on :) Fyl though, she sounds kind of insecure.. If she really love you, maybe she will want you back

Comments

mikeawesome 0

Friday 13 April 2012 14:29

You're dumbass... Man card revoked.. Learn how to lie and you will get ya man card back

THE_A_TEEN 27

Friday 13 April 2012 15:55

Who made you in charge of "man cards"? No one, get a brain card.

thatoneguy79 10

Friday 13 April 2012 14:31

Sorry to hear this; it can't be easy to go through when you were apparently committed to her. If it were me, I would still get the ring, and wait for someone better to come along. Best of luck to you.

LtBrenton 16

Friday 13 April 2012 14:34

Tell her who it was, and tell her you won't be going through with it anymore, and walk away. You'll thank yourself in a year. :P

perdix 29

Friday 13 April 2012 14:41

Is Melissa bangable?

cstarr 4

Friday 13 April 2012 14:45

YDI. By refusing to tell her who Melissa was you admitted to cheating from her perspective. Any reasonable explanation would have probably been acceptable to your gf but no explanation at all means you are hiding something. USUALLY, but not always, cheating.

DasHaas 9

Friday 13 April 2012 15:15

The world outside of my social circle must be a very paranoid place if suspicion instantly means 'cheating' rather then 'fun surprise'. I'm glad I don't live around you people.

melissa333jade 3

Friday 13 April 2012 14:45

well she should trust you .. Also because that awesome chicks name is Melissa and since that's my name I would of trusted you.. all Melissa s are pretty cool :)