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By Anonymous - 03/05/2013 21:00 - Germany

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Today, I overheard my boyfriend admitting that he's only dating me because having me around "sucks a bit less than fucking my own hand". FML
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challan 19

Time for him to go back to wanking then, isn't it?

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ardencred 7

Dump him while your fingering yourself and tell him that it feels a lot better than his sorry ass dick

6 3
Steve95401 49

Buy an inflatable doll and introduce the douchebag to his new girlfriend.

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Ambient25 24

lol well at least there's no Grumpycat sex references this time :P

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perdix 29

Maybe if you'd suck a lot more, you can open up some distance between you and Palmela Handerson.

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ComoEsJuan 24

Dammit! Sorry, Freshpie, I tried to catch that mistake before you fixed it! I gotta be quicker next time...

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stacey_92 12

let him love his hand some more and dump his ass

2 4
scottyspot 11

Time to make him go back to Rosie O almee and her little sisters again!

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Dzirino 2

Tell him you are dating him just because he sucks a bit less than you fingering yourself.

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