Promise

By thiswouldhappen. - 17/03/2009 02:19 - United States

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Today, my dad gave me a promise ring on my one-year anniversary with my boyfriend and made me swear I would wait until marriage. Four hours later, he walked in on us having sex in my bedroom. FML
I agree, your life sucks 54 677
You deserved it 265 818

Same thing different taste

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why do parents think a ring will convince their dear daughter to keep her leg closed? it never works.

And that is why you don't do it in your parents' house.

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That blows. Your dad deserves that for thinking such an idiotic thing would work. It's good that you didn't inherit the abstinence is good bullshit.

alexithymia_fml 0

Why wouldn't you be straight up honest with your dad and tell him that you're not staying chaste until marriage? And then on top of lying to him and acting like you would do as he said, you went ahead and had sex while he was in the house? **** much?

Hahahahahahahahaha. Cool. But yes, come on, in this day and age. You should be responsible about your sex life in terms of safety and not playing around with other people's emotions, but for God's sake, you should also learn about yourself and about life's pleasures. It all adds to your maturity in the end so what the hell...your Dad should take it easy!!

MCart_fml 0

Her dad totally forced that on her, I mean what would you say to your dad if he pulled something like that? "Sorry, No."? This also sounds somewhat fake considering the South Park last week...

TheNameless_fml 0

Yeh, you kind of deserved that one. I think that if you're having sex already then you should at least be mature enough to tell your parents, "sorry, that ship has sailed" when they try to pull something like that. Instead you just made yourself look like a major heel.

Promise rings are stupid. What was your dad thinking? Every married man should know, the only jewelry that keeps a woman's legs closed is a wedding ring. Ha!

Miss_Cherish 0

He should totally take the ring back and pawn it.

who were u having sex with? one of the Jonas brothers? lol

4 hours later? I love the timing of that. I hope you learned your lesson and that you don't have sex at your dad's house. If you're going to lie, you have to protect the lie. Duh.