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By rawkdinosawr - 09/05/2009 15:48 - United Kingdom

Today, I had a massive argument with my boyfriend, in which he called me stupid repeatedly. I stomped out of his house and sent a very angry text to my best friend about him. She didn't text back. Then my boyfriend texted, "My girlfriend is so stupid, she can't even text the right number." FML

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By Kiki - 08/03/2013 21:22 - Poland - Myslenice

Today, my boyfriend came over and dropped off my phone, which I'd left at his place the night before. He immediately left in a sulk. As I looked through my texts, I discovered he was only so moody because I hadn't answered any of his calls or messages. I'm dating an idiot. FML

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By sleepingbeauty - 24/04/2016 08:45 - United States - Jackson

Today, I got in a fight with my boyfriend. I sent him a long message pouring my heart out about how hurt I am that he constantly ignores me or responds to almost everything I say in monosyllables. He texted back "ok". FML

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By And you think I'M crazy? - 22/04/2013 05:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I got into an argument. Naturally, I drove over to my best friend's house for comfort. My boyfriend saw me driving past his house and promptly broke up with me for being "a psycho stalker." She lives across the street from him. FML

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By noboyfriend - 24/05/2009 04:14 - United States

Today, I got into a huge fight with my boyfriend. I called him and started yelling at him over the phone. He told me that if I wanted to end the relationship I should just hang up the phone right then. Before I could say I still love him and don't want to break up, my phone battery died. FML

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You deserved it 26 547

By well, now what - 12/12/2014 14:39 - United States - Broken Arrow

Today, I confronted my boyfriend after he received a text with a bunch of hearts on it. After arguing, turns out it was from me. FML

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By -1 friend - 17/05/2013 21:16 - United States - Freeport

Today, I was in a big Skype chat, which somehow turned into a heated argument. My friend lost it, typed "your stupid" and called me a "looser." When I pointed out the irony of his messages, he rage-quit, drove all the way to my house, and punched me in the face at the door. FML

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You deserved it 14 668

By nokeys - 02/04/2009 20:16 - United States

Today, I got into a huge fight with my boyfriend after driving 200 miles to see him. While arguing, I told him I never wanted to see him again and left after slamming the front door. I left my car keys in his kitchen. FML

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By in love with a nerd - 02/09/2019 15:01 - United States

Today, my boyfriend refuses to talk to me because of a misread text. FML

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You deserved it 252

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By nooo - 12/07/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, after a fight, my boyfriend brought me a soda that exploded when I opened it. Furious at his constant childish bullshit, I threw his ass out. Two hours later, my son confessed that he'd shaken the cans as a joke. I tried to call my boyfriend, but he'd blocked my number. FML

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You deserved it 904

By Anonymous - 04/01/2013 06:18 - United States - La Marque

Today, my boyfriend called me anti-social. To prove him wrong I texted one of my friends. She texted back, "Who's this??" FML

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Ed_Hoke 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 22:30

your boyfriend sounds like a real prick

U_idiot 1

Saturday 9 May 2009 22:32

Haha....smoooth. He sounds like an grade 'A' d-bag though.

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jen_kay 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 22:37

Ownage. He made the same mistake as you... and hes calling you stupid. yeah, hes a keeper.

miss_mojo 2

Saturday 9 May 2009 22:38

i agree with your boyfriend.

Duckasaurus 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 22:39

Well, you are stupid and he's making a good point. But was the message aimed toward you? Or did he text the wrong number as well?

anglcdvl89 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 22:39

You should have said "My boyfriend is such an ass. Period." But Y kinda DI, next time make sure you know who you're sending the text to.

Boogers 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 22:41

Did he get the number wrong aswell?

whoisdaBob 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 22:46

LOL!

EmbryH 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 22:47

Wow. What a jerk he is to say that to you. Give him a piece of your mind about that!

ilikesexyparties 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 22:48

that's pretty funny. but don't worry, guys like stupid girls

luckysoandso 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 22:48

In the words of the great Dan Savage, DTMFA -- Dump the Mutherfucker Already.

JordanAshley 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 22:49

wow your bf is an asshole. i say dump his ass. and apparently so are a lot of people on this site. like you people have never texted the wrong number before? get lives.