Accident, Awkward, Baths and Animals: Sneaky boy

Sneaky boy

By anonymous - 15/12/2015 06:00 - United States - Huffman

Today, I decided to give my dog a bath. Instead, my dog gave me a bath. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2019 02:00

Today, I was bathing my dog at a self-serve dog wash at a pet store. The person next to me decided to express his dog's anal glands, and the vile, greasy, fish-smelling liquid hit me on the side of my face. FML

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By Getthelysol - 10/10/2018 05:00

Today, I gave my 8-month-old a bath in the kitchen sink after dinner, like I always do. Today, she decided to poop in it. FML

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By hold your horses pony boy - 18/04/2014 18:24 - United States

Today, I took my car into a car wash. I guess it was a bad idea to do it with my dog in the car, because he freaked out, started scrambling around, and ended up pissing on everything, me included. FML

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By Username - 02/08/2011 17:35 - United States

Today, I decided to play with my dog. I sat on the ground and whistled for him to come to me. I smiled when I saw him running at my happily. He sniffed me, turned around, lifted his leg and peed on me. FML

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Keeping warm

By Anonymous - 22/01/2021 11:01

Today, thanks to my habit of peeing in the shower, I accidentally peed in the bath. FML

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By bubbles - 12/10/2009 05:36 - United States

Today, I was taking a bubble bath, and had my iPod touch on the side of my bathtub so I could listen to my music. My dog walked up to the side of the tub, looked me in the eye, and nudged my iPod into the water. FML

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Nutritious

By Anonymous - 19/07/2020 17:01

Today, I caught my dog “cleaning” the cat’s litter box. He won’t be giving me any kisses anytime soon. FML

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Good boy

By Anonymous - 06/10/2023 19:30 - Canada

Today, I took my dog to the park. It had recently rained, and he started rolling in something unidentifiable. When I got home, I discovered it was a mixture of mud and who knows what else. Now my house smells like a swamp. FML

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By GasAttack - 07/09/2009 13:32 - Canada

Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML

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By anonamous - 12/03/2012 21:45 - United States

Today, I hugged my dog and kissed her on the side of the face. She responded by mauling me across my own face. FML

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Jakk100 20

Saturday 29 August 2015 7:32

Picturing a dog holding a hose and bathing a human is something permanently burned into my memory now. Thank you for that!

missbrit818 20

Saturday 29 August 2015 7:30

Dog-1 Human-0

Comments

False_Stupidity 41

Saturday 29 August 2015 11:34

This is dog owners everywhere, dogs do love to share.

myoukei 31

Saturday 29 August 2015 11:38

This is how it goes with dogs....

LegionRapier61 8

Saturday 29 August 2015 11:57

This isn't an FML, this is just normal mundane bullshit...

wickedhyype 17

Saturday 29 August 2015 12:31

Reverse psychology via puppy dog eyes?

chuchusheep 19

Saturday 29 August 2015 14:10

thats how it always seems to happen.

Manic1 13

Saturday 29 August 2015 15:37

Haha! I have been there! I have a mastiff that hates baths.

Gennocent 17

Saturday 29 August 2015 17:56

My mastiff/shephard loves a bath, but cutting his nails is like WWIII :P

guttedbrit 26

Saturday 29 August 2015 17:18

A regular occurrence. However they're cute, cuddly and fluffy. And they, therefore, get away with it. Once again.

missa1996 18

Saturday 29 August 2015 17:29

That's what usually happens with me and my dog :/

Mhubba123 9

Saturday 29 August 2015 17:53

I feel like you were pretending to be spongebob

Vlen_fml 20

Saturday 29 August 2015 18:47

but isn't that how it always goes unless you got a teacup something?

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