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By reallyson? - 12/01/2015 05:28 - United States - South Hadley

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Today, I got undressed in front of my boyfriend for the first time. His reaction? "You're chubbier than I expected." FML
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Hollywoodgirl79 18

If you want to lose weight, drop 150 pounds by dropping him to the curb.

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LeavenSilva 27

I don't know why voicing that comment seemed like a good idea to him... Maybe he was kidding? Stills sucks though, FYL

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springbokfan 5

#smallmansyndrome. Kudos on your obviously excellent dress sense.

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Tannasgh 22

I still don't understand other men. When a woman reveals herself to me for the first time, all I can think is "beautiful"

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rockyhorrorQT 12

Sadly, you are the last of a dying breed.

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miianah1 22

At least you know how to dress in a way that flatters your body? FYL though. Hope you told him how it made you feel and didn't just stand there and take his crap. I also have the skinny-fat syndrome where I look good with clothes and ...not so good without. Try doing strength training exercises if you're not happy with how you look.

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sicksadworld1317 30

Since he can't appreciate a woman in all her natural beauty getting undressed for him; he needs to stop dating, cash his checks in singles and learn to appreciate strippers. The shallow bastard seems to be all about looks, so he should enjoy the view of what he can look at but never touch :D What a destiny for him to look forward to! As for you, OP- I hope you were smart enough to leave the douchebag for insulting you when he should have been appreciating you. Really, what dude is going to focus on "chubbiness" when there's boobs in front of him?! That's just not right.

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miianah1 22

I don't necessarily agree with you 17. First of all you said she shouldn't be with someone that shallow, but you seem to think that because there are boobs right in front of him, he shouldn't say anything. Second of all, I don't think it's shallow to not want to be with someone you have no sexual attraction with. No one would call a gay guy shallow for finding women unattractive. But, I don't agree with how her boyfriend handled it. That was really rude and Id be hurt too. I don't agree with the "if you don't think all women are beautiful, you should rot in hell" mantra going around. There's nothing wrong with thinking someone is unattractive- It's how you express this that makes it wrong sometimes. Just my two cents! Hope no one got offended.

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sicksadworld1317 30

@21- The boobs part was said half jokingly :) It came from my personal realization when a past boyfriend came back into my life recently. Years ago, he said he'd "never date a fat chick". As of recently, I am no thin lady. He still adores me clothes on or off- partly because of who I am, and also because there's boobs in front of him that he gets to play with! Once I realized the focus was on our connection and all the sexy intimacy that went along with it, I became much less self conscious about him seeing my fat. So my running joke has become "what guy cares about fat when there's boobies to play with?". I don't think there's anything wrong with that. Secondly, I do believe he was being shallow because a boyfriend/girlfriend relationship should be based on compatibility between two personalities first, and on attractiveness secondly. If they were just **** buddies I could understand if he was seeking a 10 on his personal scale; but a relationship means you give a bit more room to what one would consider physical "flaws". That's because you should care about the person more than the look of their physique in a relationship. She couldn't have been that unattractive to him if he chose to date her in the first place; but he seemed to have cast her personality to the side in favor of wanting a thinner partner in that moment. That is shallow in my eyes- but hey, to each their own.

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sweetnsourrr 11

All the OP boyfriend said was she is a lot chubbier than he expected, he wasn't being shallow and its not like he dumped after he saw her nude body.

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_treestick_ 8

Punch him right in the mouth, and then his crotch.

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UserOfTheMind 24

If he said that when you took off your clothes, say, "I thought you'd be bigger," when he drops his pants.

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sweetnsourrr 11

but what if he was huge?

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doubleofuck 20

That is so rude and so hurtful. I'd rethink my relationship with him. You don't deserve that crap.

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