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By reallyson? - 12/01/2015 05:28 - United States - South Hadley

Today, I got undressed in front of my boyfriend for the first time. His reaction? "You're chubbier than I expected." FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2014 15:54 - Canada - Sherwood Park

Today, my boyfriend saw my boobs for the first time. His reaction was, "Well that's... disappointing". FML

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You deserved it 7 387

By awkword - 31/12/2013 17:47 - United States - Mckeesport

Today, I was dressing in front of my boyfriend. He was looking at me in wonder and I assumed this was a good thing. Then he muttered, "God damn, you're awkwardly shaped." FML

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You deserved it 3 873

By Sam - 03/02/2009 22:38 - United States

Today, I showed my boyfriend a picture of me in what I thought was a sexy skintight dress. He responded by saying "it's ok, I went through a pudgy stage too". The picture was from Saturday night. FML

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You deserved it 4 295

Awful line of inquiry

By teddyissmall - 14/04/2014 06:29 - Canada - Montréal

Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML

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You deserved it 7 428

By Anonymous - 08/08/2014 21:05 - Israel

Today, I finally felt ready for intimacy with my boyfriend, and I sent him a sexy picture of myself topless. He texted back, "Ewwwww." FML

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You deserved it 8 664

By Anonymous - 27/04/2013 04:11 - United States

Today, I was getting ready to have sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It seems he thought I was a much larger cup size than I really am, because when he saw my actual boobs, he said, "Aaaaaaand they're gone". FML

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By June - 05/10/2010 04:47 - United States

Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML

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You deserved it 8 832

Noob

By lameows - 04/04/2015 01:57 - United States

Today, things got heated with my boyfriend for the first time. Turns out he's even more inexperienced than I thought; when I started grinding against him, he frowned and said, "Um... why're you doing that? We've still got clothes on..." FML

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You deserved it 4 402

By whatswrongwithit?:( - 30/09/2012 19:37 - United States - Chicago

Today, as my girlfriend and I were making out, I slowly took my clothes off and revealed my body to her for the first time. She looked, smiled, and said reassuringly, "Aww, don't worry. I know how it's supposed to look." FML

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You deserved it 3 671

Wait til he finds out about the Wonderbra

By Fattie - 14/11/2023 20:00

Today, I was getting ready to make love to my boyfriend for the first time. I wear shapewear shorts to keep my FUPA and thighs under control, so when I removed those, he recoiled and said, “Fuck that shit, what happened to your body?” He promptly dumped me for “catfishing” him and told me to leave his house. FML

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You deserved it 598

Hollywoodgirl79 18

Monday 12 January 2015 14:16

If you want to lose weight, drop 150 pounds by dropping him to the curb.

LeavenSilva 27

Monday 12 January 2015 14:18

I don't know why voicing that comment seemed like a good idea to him... Maybe he was kidding? Stills sucks though, FYL

Comments

FemskyD 26

Thursday 15 January 2015 2:19

Just throw out a "well Thats disapointing" after removing his boxershorts. see if he likes it :/

mybbygirl 8

Friday 16 January 2015 10:38

I would have slapped him out

bryce0110 23

Friday 16 January 2015 22:42

Me. A lot of guys are better than that.

bigpimpin21 2

Saturday 17 January 2015 6:56

What a dick head

jazzyjazz04 14

Thursday 21 May 2015 2:37

That's ****** up

iamalyssa 8

Saturday 23 May 2015 3:32

dump his ass

Dethgrip69 3

Thursday 11 June 2015 1:19

If he doesn't like your curves and sexy love handles, drop his ass, and find someone who does.

1DreamCatcher1 20

Friday 16 October 2015 22:05

Dump his ass!

hshaneberger 14

Sunday 7 August 2016 5:11

I hope you dumped his ass

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Today, the guy I was seeing told me he only wants to be friends. Every guy I've dated in the last 10 years has lost interest after we've had sex for the first time, and nobody will tell me why or what I did wrong. I'm going to die alone and I don't even know why. FML

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Today, my 3-year-old pooped his pants in a public bathroom. As I was squatting down, doing my best to clean poop off of his legs and the floor, a wasp flew up my pant leg. I was stung four times before I danced it out of my pants. FML

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Today, I took my driver's test, whereby I forgot everything, panicked, and closed my eyes while yelling, "Jesus take the wheel!" FML

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Today, I found out I can sneak out of my house... but not back in. FML

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Today, at work, a woman screamed at me and called me a bitch because I refused to refund something we give away for free. FML

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Today, my girlfriend and I were in the mood for something different. So we decided to have sex in the shower. When we were finished I heard a voice outside the door asking if we needed a towel. It was my mother. FML

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Today, a friend told me he thought I was hot and we ended up having lunch together. I like him and we’ve already arranged a second date, but when I mentioned this to someone else, she got pretty upset. Turns out she liked me and had been dropping hints for a while. No clue what’ll happen to my friendship with her… FML

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Today, even my 11-year-old noticed how much my boyfriend constantly reminisces about his ex-girlfriend. FML

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