The reverse beard

By heart-broken - 03/07/2009 01:33 - Australia

Today, my girlfriend left me. The reason? She's not actually a lesbian. She has been using our relationship to piss off her conservative parents. We've been together for over a year, and I've been in love with her for over five. FML
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thunderbrave 0

That's one spiteful bitch. You should sneak into her room while she's sleeping and shave her head, so she really looks like a lesbian. I kid, I kid. Please refrain from the "omgz U R teh stereotyperest!!1" comments.

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AlphaC 0

I would venture that the fact that you were in love with her for 4 years BEFORE you were together is a bigger FML. That said, that totally sucks.

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car6435 0

im conservative. and i dont give a shit if your gay or bi. my rule is dont bother me. about it. plain and simple. oldschool. fyl though. for her using u like that

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Allison_H 0

Ever hear of a comma? :)

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smartalek 2

if you were conservative, you wouldn't say shit(:

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crimson_smurf 0

aww you poor wee thing :( ive been there

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MissxKim 0

woww that suckss!! shes a horrible person! ... don't worry, karmas a b*tch and what goes around definitely comes around

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aquadog101 0

thats gotta suck, too bad she played you like that. but it couldnt have been that bad i mean you spent a year with someone you loved

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sexymessy 0

awwwww.im sorry but karma will get her! watch in a couple years a GUY will break her heart too!

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lizzzie_fml 0

I've been there. A year later and it still hurts. FYL.

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scorpiogirl666 0

Harsh, dude. What a bitch. You can do better. It would've been funny if her parents threw her out, and then she tried to explain to them she was straight, and they didn't believe her.

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cljc 1

oh man, that's so horrible. i'm sorry :(

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Aw_Geez 0

That makes me angry. But she'll get hers. At least now she's out of your life and you can find someone worth your time.

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judgeymcjudge 0

What a ******* bitch! That's totally shitty. I hope you get over her ASAP and find someone awesome next time. And that karma kicks her in the ass.

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