The reverse beard

By heart-broken - 03/07/2009 01:33 - Australia

Today, my girlfriend left me. The reason? She's not actually a lesbian. She has been using our relationship to piss off her conservative parents. We've been together for over a year, and I've been in love with her for over five. FML
I agree, your life sucks 74 944
You deserved it 8 751

Same thing different taste

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That's one spiteful bitch. You should sneak into her room while she's sleeping and shave her head, so she really looks like a lesbian. I kid, I kid. Please refrain from the "omgz U R teh stereotyperest!!1" comments.

AlphaC 0

I would venture that the fact that you were in love with her for 4 years BEFORE you were together is a bigger FML. That said, that totally sucks.

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Lots of dumb trolls in here :( My sympathies to the OP.

freddie_fml 0

OUCH. That's harsh. Sorry to hear that.

lastminuteperm 0
Kylias 6

What if she doesn't believe in God? Why should she still obey Him?

primogen18 0
nataliebear 0

you're an ignorant bitch. there are over 500 religion in the world. just because you believe every little thing the bible says, doesn't mean everyone else goes by it. and plus, there are so many contradictions in the bible. so shut the **** up. you obviously know nothing about the bible and this is coming from a buddhist.

You're an idiot. Ever stop to think that not everyone believes in your God and no one cares about your beliefs? You want to know something funny? Your God says to be kind to your neighbor and love everyone, but at the same time, fuels hatred by saying that homosexuality is a sin. I don't know about your God, but MY God loves and cares about everyone, including people of opposite religions and sexualities.

lmmmr 0

You're going to get divorced one day, and then you can have fun dealing with your hateful "god". Protect the sanctity of marriage my ass.

kaitbaby08 0

just to clarify the Bible does say that God loves everyone, and even though it fuels hatred between people who think that its a sin God STILL LOVES THEM. Regardless of the sin Other people too believe it a sin to be gay, but most love the sinner hate the sion. That what the bible says. And to the my fellow straight Christians calling them out, thats not the way to do it, and you should be ashamed. Thats not what the Bible teaches.

Jazzywrites007 2

Yeah, You're a ******* IDIOT. I See "LastMinuteperm"'s posts and on EVERY FML she Is saying something bitchy. You're a used up, sad **** with a fake picture and a lonely pessimistic outlook on life. Sucks To Be Ya!

Yes, God still loves homosexuals even as he sends them to Hell to burn and suffer for eternity. It's just tough love.

you are such an asshole. what makes you think your God likes you any better than (s)he likes any gay person?

Audreykayx3 0

I believe in God, and I'm a lesbian. Do you honestly think God will judge me for LOVING, or you for HATING. Think about it.

Seriously. It's people like you that give Christians a bad reputation as homophobes. I hope you realize that as much as the Bible says that homosexuality is a sin, it also says that lying is an equally punishable sin. So tell me, have you never lied in your life? I would find it hard to believe. So you've been "going against God" all your life. Why do you single out the homosexuals? I hope you realize that homosexuals are equal recipients of God's grace. They don't burn in hell just because of their sexual orientation (which they have no voluntary control over). They're no different from us. They are equally entitled to God's grace. And if it weren't for God's grace, we'd all be equally burning in hell. And yet we turn them away from God's grace by hating on them and calling them sinners and bringing judgment on them. Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't it God's job to do the judging? Who died and made you God? Sure, you say that God will send homosexuals to hell, but it's really just you telling the homosexuals to go to hell. God will judge whatever way he wants, and I can assure you that God is not a homophobe. Also, Jesus never said one thing about homosexuals. It wasn't important to him. And if he did, I'm sure he'd be eating with them just like he ate with the prostitutes and tax collectors. In conclusion, I believe that homosexuals are sinners. Just like me. Therefore I have no right to judge. And neither do you. I'll agree with #99. I don't know about your God, but MY God offers grace to the most despised members of society. And the God I believe in is the only God of the Bible.

Audreykayx3 0

I loved your post 177. It made me smile like :D

Love what you said #177! I totally agree with every word. God is the One with the overall say and the One to judge in the end. Not us. And dearie, so sorry that you got your heart broken by some prick who was trying to get back at mommy and daddy. You deserve better, and you WILL find a girl out there who will be crazy about you.

Wow, I'm so sorry. I wish I could give you huge hugs and give you some support. =/

*hug* It's okay. :( She wasn't worth your time anyway. Stupid rebellious bitch! D:

I hope you find another lesbian friend and have a good relationship. FYL

That's awful, I'm so sorry. I hope a much better girl comes along for you.

Nonnag 0

Those are the people against gay couples I'm sure.

DEVASTATOR 12

why the **** are some people on here against gay couples I mean my uncle is gay and he goes to church without any problems so to the trolls out there against gay couples......SHUT THE **** UP 

there are alot of people against gays in the world. ):