The reverse beard

By heart-broken - 03/07/2009 01:33 - Australia

Today, my girlfriend left me. The reason? She's not actually a lesbian. She has been using our relationship to piss off her conservative parents. We've been together for over a year, and I've been in love with her for over five. FML
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thunderbrave 0

That's one spiteful bitch. You should sneak into her room while she's sleeping and shave her head, so she really looks like a lesbian. I kid, I kid. Please refrain from the "omgz U R teh stereotyperest!!1" comments.

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AlphaC 0

I would venture that the fact that you were in love with her for 4 years BEFORE you were together is a bigger FML. That said, that totally sucks.

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whensdinner 0

That's awful. At least now you've got more opportunities to find someone who truly loves you back. Best of luck :)

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Mnemic 5

That sucks totally... :( *comfort heart-broken* I hope you find someone else who you like a lot and likes you a lot as well and who is sincere.

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thunderbrave 0

I'd say I hope she has chlamydia or herpes or something equally terrible like that, but that would probably be a FYL as well.

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nataliebear 0

no, lesbians don't transfer STDs to each other. it's only between straight couples and gay couples.

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cosakaz 0

Yes, it's still possible, just difficult. (you can still get stds in a mouth)

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Phillay632 0

"no, lesbians don't transfer STDs to each other. it's only between straight couples and gay couples." A pair of lesbians is a gay couple, so you just said that lesbians can transfer STDs to each other.

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Maidev 0

no. you still can. oral can transfer

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nataliebear 0

hmm.. forgot about that. the oral part. i don't usually remember oral sex. it doesn't intrigue me as much. my boyfriend enjoys it more than i do.

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Mordred_fml 0

What a selfish, cruel bitch! Karma will definitely have a time of coming back to bite HER in the ass. I'm sure you'll find a girl who will treat you right. Can't say "don't worry about her" - loving someone for five years is not easy to surmount, but you'll get over her soon. Two words that might help: righteous anger.

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baileys82 0

may the first man she meets give her herpes and a nice case of crabs

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Darth_Taco 14

I would've punched the bitch. Then again I have anger issues :P. I might not know you, but I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and say you didn't deserve that D:! Look at the bright side, karma can be a bitch :D.

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