The reverse beard

By heart-broken - 03/07/2009 01:33 - Australia

Today, my girlfriend left me. The reason? She's not actually a lesbian. She has been using our relationship to piss off her conservative parents. We've been together for over a year, and I've been in love with her for over five. FML
I agree, your life sucks 74 944
You deserved it 8 751
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thunderbrave 0

That's one spiteful bitch. You should sneak into her room while she's sleeping and shave her head, so she really looks like a lesbian. I kid, I kid. Please refrain from the "omgz U R teh stereotyperest!!1" comments.

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AlphaC 0

I would venture that the fact that you were in love with her for 4 years BEFORE you were together is a bigger FML. That said, that totally sucks.

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HeyThereGorgeous 0

#77 - whoohoooo right on! You cant help your sexuality and if you try to argue with that then your an ignorant b!tch. OP - they say karma will come  . That jerk is nothing more than a peice of  and I know you loved her (and nothing can change that of course) but you have to do everything you can to leave her behind and move on with your life. Don't completely forget about it, of course, but don't think about it any more than you can help.

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anniebananie 3

Man, I don't know about this chick.. I sure wouldn't go to the extreme of sticking my face in another girl's pussy, just to piss off my parents. She must be a bisexual who, because of societal pressure, would only seriously date a man.

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brunoisbeast 0

YES #91 YES!!!!!! LET EM HAVE IT!!!!!!!

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drewski1 0

Thats what you get dyke

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ace122400 0

Oh, honey it'll be okay! God does everything for a reason! (And none of you try to pull the "God-hates-homosexuals" card, because I no longer believe that to be true. He has given me a great life regardless of my sexuality.) There is meaning to everything. Someone better will come along soon!

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Ninjarear 0

Don't worry about the homophobes on this page, just remember you'll find someone meant to be, trust me.

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crampy 0

You deserve better!! I hope you find someone who wants you for you!

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dancing_bear 0

Oh my God, that is horrible D: That girl must have some serious issues. You will be far better off without her in your life.

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kaitbaby08 0

Sorry to hear that. That really sucks. Hopefully you find someone good for you, who truelly (spelling) loves you

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