The reverse beard

By heart-broken - 03/07/2009 01:33 - Australia

Today, my girlfriend left me. The reason? She's not actually a lesbian. She has been using our relationship to piss off her conservative parents. We've been together for over a year, and I've been in love with her for over five. FML
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thunderbrave 0

That's one spiteful bitch. You should sneak into her room while she's sleeping and shave her head, so she really looks like a lesbian. I kid, I kid. Please refrain from the "omgz U R teh stereotyperest!!1" comments.

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AlphaC 0

I would venture that the fact that you were in love with her for 4 years BEFORE you were together is a bigger FML. That said, that totally sucks.

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Fuzz_fml 0

i'm single (and an actual gay) hit me up :)

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wrestling49 0

well i'm conservative, if u wanna b gay have fun doing it with the same sex, just leave me alone. I just dnt think that gays should b married. Plus is the church and the bible are against the gays y wud u wanna b married under that religion anyway?

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Jazzywrites007 2

I'm not gonna speak up on grammar because that would take too long. For your (obviously mentally limited) information, there are LOADS of unions that don't fall under ******* Christianity. I know how Christians get their panties in a bunch whenever the word "marriage" falls from the lips of a Lesbo or a Gay, but you don't own the exclusive rights to Marriage. "just leave me alone". Honey when they get married they are NOT Inviting your ass. And you're 15! You're only spouting what your parents dropped into your head so why don't you come on back when your balls drop and you grow your own opinion, K? GOD! I can't ******* Believe I was raised Christian... This is so embarrassing sometimes...

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loveeisnott 0

i cannot agree more with you. i think your comment is the greatest one on here **** homophobes, let people live their lives. and to the fml post; that really sucks, but like others said, karma is a bitch and it'll bite her ass when she least expects it

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dfarrey 0

#113 - Amen to that, brother! (please note the irony.)

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Maidev 0

marriage isnt about religion. its about commitment. why does it matter to you that two people in love are getting married regardless of their sex?

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Audreykayx3 0

I'm Unitarian Universalist and I KNOW that they would marry gays in my church. PLUS not all marriages are through churches, you can get married through the state. Do you think Atheists get married in churches? I think not.

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fxdxhk90 0

This website is solid proof that people say they are "in love" way too frivilously. You were not in love for five years, you had a crush on her for five years.

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popcorncomics 0

This is one of my worst fears in dating D8 Good luck op, you'll find someone out there who's worth it, I'm sure =]

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phony_identity 0

The Onion has covered this one already: http://www.theonion.com/content/news/lesbian_identity_ends_abruptly_mid Sorry about your heartache. It is very very hard.

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bear821 0

is it just me or are the people who say being gay is a choice and that it goes against god, either the people who's favorite sexual partners include there cousins, siblings, and livestock, or are themselves self hating closet cases, or both. i ask anyone who falls under the first category to shut up and go find someone outside their family but inside their species so you can find out what real love is and see that its hard to resist. Anyone who falls under the second category should be true to themselves and find someone of the same sex to have sex with, and stop torturing yourselves. whether you take my advise or not please stop giving us straight people a bad name, and also please stop making it worse for christianity most of us non-christian already hate you guys do you really want to add people to that list

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VoGuE221 5

Awwwww that sux, I'm sorry.

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smartornot 0

YDI For being a dyke. The only love is parent-to-child and God-to-Christians. Your "love" is just lust, and can be overcome very easily.

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Fateless_Fighter 0

Uh, you know straight people probobly have more one night stands than gays. And you can love anybody. Like how the hell is loving someone of same gender just lust, you'd have to say that loving someone of oppisit gender is for only lust to, right. Seriously. I know you have your point of veiw, but shut up, do you even realize how hurt she is. Just picture this situation for a person you loved. -OP, i seriously wish I could give you a hug or something. I'm so sorry for what you went through. :(

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Megasadface 0

You're retarded, seriously. I have nothing against religion, as long as people don't press it on me, but you, are the prime example of how idiotic and narrow minded one can be. Take your Christianity and shove it up your ass.

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