By Anonymous - 22/08/2011 19:35 - United States

Spicy
Today, a hooker refused my custom. According to her, "Even whores have standards." FML
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hailphire130 0

Give her some more money then. Bitches love money.

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FMLollie 7

The way this FML is written it's so formal can you imagine how he would go up to her! "Excuse me miss, I would like to purchase your services in sexual pleasure."

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utvols11 0

i wanna know what you asked her to do?

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ikickgingers 15

Custom?? Like your patronage ? Smh Fyl buddy. I'm sure you'll find a hooker with no standards someday. Can't be that hard. Literally.

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tennisrapper1 14

You know prostitution is illegal unless you live near Reno Nevada. You should clarify that. YDI

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Burnbaby 0

It may be illegal but that doesn't mean that it's not happening. The oldest profession in the world isn't just going to stop.

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simplylost643 0

63, So is hash unless your in amsterdam, does that mean if your not in amsterdam you should never mention getting high?

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VirgilLovesYou 0

It's illegal for people who are not aesthetically pleasing to leave the house in Wisconsin. Sadly that law gets broken too. Clarify that with them.

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doogy15 11

Why are all the hot chicks in Canada? =[

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bubblesxtwo 0

It's not like your hot or anything

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KellyMrocksmysox 4

Lol, I talked a hooker down to $3 once... But she had the herp so I passed...

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shadowPlayer 6

I usually use proper language, however, even I am put off by your use of 'refused my custom'.

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