By Anonymous - 22/08/2011 19:35 - United States

Spicy
Today, a hooker refused my custom. According to her, "Even whores have standards." FML
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You deserved it 46 771
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hailphire130 0

Give her some more money then. Bitches love money.

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FMLollie 7

The way this FML is written it's so formal can you imagine how he would go up to her! "Excuse me miss, I would like to purchase your services in sexual pleasure."

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MissRoxiie 12

Find a girl friend and get it for free.... If your that desperate to get laid

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maskedman 9

How the hell is he going to get it for free if he can't even get it with money? Do you understand women at all?

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MissRoxiie 12

No all im saying is that he should have a relationship instead of buying sex

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simplylost643 0

12, I really don't think your suggesting that having a girlfriend is free, are you? Movies, dinner, gifts, trips, etc., don't pay for themselves you know. From a fiscally responsible standpoint, a hooker is by far the cheaper option of the two.

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Amrel 10

If you think its so easy let me hang out with my wang out and you jam out with your clam out, its gonna be magical

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hillsidehorror 5

random question but.. can u message over fml??

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ImmortalRiot 1

Will you do the honors?

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JeffreyLH 5

Poptarts are poison. But I agree, try having a relationship with someone. There's plenty of people in this world. You will find a match sooner or later.

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ariona91 0

I totally agree.... Meaningful relationships are always better than meaningless sex...

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MeeshaMeeshaPup 8

that's what you get for trying to get with a hooker.

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BrianAlarcon 0

Have you ever been close to getting laid?

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dave04045 1

he doesn't even know what ****** looks like

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TalkinSmack 6

What's ur custom?

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WCARlover 34

Just be thankful you dodged a bullet there. You wouldn't want her diseases anyway

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