By Anonymous - 22/08/2011 19:35 - United States

Spicy
Today, a hooker refused my custom. According to her, "Even whores have standards." FML
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hailphire130 0

Give her some more money then. Bitches love money.

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FMLollie 7

The way this FML is written it's so formal can you imagine how he would go up to her! "Excuse me miss, I would like to purchase your services in sexual pleasure."

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hawaiian2393 0

If the hooker has standards then SHE'S TOO YOUNG FOR YOU BRO hahah

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thepandawh0re 2

forever alone...

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AFuckinCrocodile 6

"A ***** will **** anyone,a bitch will **** anyone BUT YOU!!!!" -RiceCracker ent

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richardcard82 5

She could of been a cop dude. Consider yourself lucky

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DeVaughnS 5

What the f do u look like

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raaacheel 4

hahah thats so sad. but im having trouble finding sympathy for you

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evanedwards85 6

give up hope now

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bawlerr75 9

Lmfao that's sad.... Poor guy can't get laid :/

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perdix 29

Pics or it's fake! I gotta see this! (Keep in mind, I had to see the Blue Waffle, even though I was warned. One of the worst decisions in my life.) How disgusting does the OP have to be to be refused by a *****? Is he morbidly obese, hideously ugly or grostesquely deformed (Or maybe he hits the trifecta!)

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ScottieZ 0

He's not looking for fish wierdo.. He needs a *****.

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ryankon518 3

You just went to a picky hooker. Her fault if she doesn't have any money from being so selective. Just remember that karma is a bitch.

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