By Anonymous - 22/08/2011 19:35 - United States

Spicy
Today, a hooker refused my custom. According to her, "Even whores have standards." FML
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hailphire130 0

Give her some more money then. Bitches love money.

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FMLollie 7

The way this FML is written it's so formal can you imagine how he would go up to her! "Excuse me miss, I would like to purchase your services in sexual pleasure."

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maddiester 5

well if a hooker won't have sex with you.. who will?

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ScuseMePrincess 2

Call the cops on her. You can have the last laugh. Save your money and buy some dirty movies or something.

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alexFYL 11

Too bad most hookers sell their time, because money for sex is illegal in the USA... but explaining to a cop that a hooker wouldn't have sex with you = you are probably going to jail.

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havocmike 3

This story is useless unless you tell what your custom order was

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Isa_fml 20

You are a moron. 'Custom' is a synonym for 'business.'

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blarghonk117 0

write that bitch a sonnet. bitches love sonnets

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scoobyluv 0

you dnt need to get with a hooker get with someone hot like me;)

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