By Anonymous - 22/08/2011 19:35 - United States

Spicy
Today, a hooker refused my custom. According to her, "Even whores have standards." FML
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You deserved it 46 771
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hailphire130 0

Give her some more money then. Bitches love money.

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FMLollie 7

The way this FML is written it's so formal can you imagine how he would go up to her! "Excuse me miss, I would like to purchase your services in sexual pleasure."

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Lily_lops95 0

I guess I understand now why you were with hooker hah

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bullrider92 19

Well damn,you had better pull out more money then.

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flagg1888 3

Stop bragging, I only offered you $1.50!!

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Btreasure 8

Dannnng. Coming from a PROSTITUTE something is definitely wrong because truth is PROSTITUTES DON'T HAVE STANDARDS FOO'!!!!

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JesseJames945 3

donno if that sucks worse than trying to get laid hooker

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XxDancerGirlxX 17

Try another street corner ;)

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XxDancerGirlxX 17

Try another street corner ;)

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_MidnightLuna_ 17

Sorry to burst your bubble but it sounds like you're only chance at finding love (or just sex for that matter) is by lowering your standards to fat chicks and ugly chicks. ;-(

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countrydevil 6

you. are. my. hero. (not meant to be sarcastic)

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bawlerr75 9

Or drag queens!!! Srry kinda random was watching a drag queen show while posting this xp

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Mongoose19 0

Haha you so deserve it! Now if you asked a normal girl on a date and they said no then sure that sucks but how much sympathy do you want after trying to get a prostitute? Too bad it wasn't an under cover cop! Hahaha

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