By Anonymous - 22/08/2011 19:35 - United States

Spicy
Today, a hooker refused my custom. According to her, "Even whores have standards." FML
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You deserved it 46 765
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hailphire130 0

Give her some more money then. Bitches love money.

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FMLollie 7

The way this FML is written it's so formal can you imagine how he would go up to her! "Excuse me miss, I would like to purchase your services in sexual pleasure."

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BrimfullOfAsher 20

Any open woulds, really bad breath, or just rude behavior? It doesn't matter if you're paying her or how open she is, show some respect.

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Majstr 23

Maybe she was a cop. Win.

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PapSmearNinja 4

ohhhh burn!!!!! reality check! whats that on your shoulder...oh eait its THE WORLD

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Dynoblaze 1

yep. give up the game now

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mohammadkm95 6

Slap that bitch and show her whos boss

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cheer4ever96 8

You totally deserve it. Lol try raising your standards.

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melonsisback 6

she lied man! hookers don't have standards!

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