By Anonymous - 22/08/2011 19:35 - United States

Spicy
Today, a hooker refused my custom. According to her, "Even whores have standards." FML
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You deserved it 46 771
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hailphire130 0

Give her some more money then. Bitches love money.

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FMLollie 7

The way this FML is written it's so formal can you imagine how he would go up to her! "Excuse me miss, I would like to purchase your services in sexual pleasure."

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miami_bb6 0

Dude...if a hooker turned you down...your either A)a sick **** B)with the wrong hooker C)just broke lol Go to Vegas....they'll do anyone (or thing) for the right price break the piggy bank granny gave ya and wild out!!

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keys1 0

hahaha damn that sucks for you dude

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raspackman 0

You deserve it for tryin to get a hooker but fyl man i feel bad for u.

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vbmg152 18

I don't get it! Can someone please explain, nicely? Remember I'm old!

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kmorasgirl 2

You must be Chris chan

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WereKitty27 1

I don't know, but I like your comments. They always make me laugh.

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Buttsexpirate 9

"I won't **** that for a dollar!"

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