Miscellaneous: Today, after months of being pestered to do so, I finally read...

By obnum - 24/05/2013 12:26 - United States - New York

Today, after months of being pestered to do so, I finally read the first Harry Potter book. I hated it. Upon hearing this, my girlfriend posted the fact on Facebook, where I immediately received tons of abuse and eventual shunning by my friends, family, and coworkers. My girlfriend just laughed. FML

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You deserved it 45 851

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By Nate - 12/01/2012 05:36 - United States

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I have never read any of the Harry Potter books. FML

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By nah - 11/06/2021 11:01

Today, my boyfriend finally convinced me to watch Harry Potter for the first time. I was bored out of my mind the entire time, and by about an hour in, all I could think about was how badly I wanted to punch Hermione for being a rude little know it all. FML

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By notawizard - 16/07/2009 10:16 - Spain

Today, my daughter turned 11. Since she LOVES Harry Potter, I decided to write her an acceptance letter to Hogwarts. When she saw the letter, she screamed and showed me. When she found out I wrote it, she told me she hated me, started crying, and stepped on my foot. FML

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Harry Potter and the Tree of Nothing

By fuck Harry Potter! - 28/03/2022 06:00

Today, my boyfriend and I had the worst fight of our relationship, and I’m not sure we’re going to make it. Why? Because out of all his hobbies and interests that I’ve happily joined in on, I said I had no interest in Harry Potter. FML

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You deserved it 402

By weirdome23 - 26/04/2011 09:45 - United States

Today, my "friend" told me I was weird and irritating. Yet she has an unhealthy obsession with Harry Potter, hates people in general, and has a Facebook for her cat. Yeah, I'm the weird one. FML

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You deserved it 8 599

Wizardry

By expectopatronum bitch! - 25/04/2023 13:00 - United States

Today, my brother-in-law brought his new girlfriend over to meet the family. Things went south real quick after she went on a tirade about what terrible parents my wife and I are for letting our kids keep all their Harry Potter memorabilia. Now he’s mad I threw her out. FML

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You deserved it 150

A few moments later…

By Anonymous - 10/08/2022 20:00 - Canada - Garson

Today, I saw my first FML I published on Facebook. Everyone was bashing me, thinking that I was the problem and the cause for my ex-boyfriend wanting to do his own thing. I used to sit in his room being ignored for days straight while he gamed. Not once did I bitch about his gaming. FML

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You deserved it 351

By makeitstop - 04/08/2011 13:41 - United Kingdom

Today, my daughter wouldn't stop yapping on about not being able to register on the new Harry Potter website. The amount of whiny jibber-jabber emanating from her cake-hole made me want to boot her from our family tree, and I had to resort to booze to wash the pain away. I'm a terrible parent. FML

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By harrypottermuch - 26/11/2009 11:50 - Canada

Today, I found out there's a Harry Potter club at my school. My boyfriend is in it. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2023 20:00 - Australia

Today, It's been a few months since I started reading the Harry Potter books to my daughter. She told me a list of all her favorite characters. I didn't have the heart to tell her that every single one of them dies by the end of the seventh book. FML

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JustJumped 22

Friday 24 May 2013 19:03

Could have been worse, could have been twilight

hordriss 14

Friday 24 May 2013 19:04

So you're getting shunned for having an opinion of your own? Shit, the people you know are assholes!

Comments

ilovefall10 21

Friday 24 May 2013 21:09

I'm actually relieved to see somebody else like this. Personally, I'm not a big Harry Potter fan myself. *Recieves insults*

fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

Friday 24 May 2013 21:12

I'm a huge Harry Potter fan but won't go and bash someone who dislike it. Your folks have got issues.

EvilUndead 9

Friday 24 May 2013 21:13

People are idiots - everybody has different tastes. ... we should really nuke the planet.

Metthew 15

Friday 24 May 2013 21:17

Undeserved. /: . Personally I loved reading Harry Potter, but it obviously can't be for EVERYONE. I mean, props to you for actually reading it, right?

rmsutton 20

Friday 24 May 2013 21:17

You don't deserve that, at least you read it before deciding. The only people I think who should have that type of abuse thrown at them for not liking Harry Potter are the people who don't like it but refuse to try because "it's witchcraft and against the bible". I commend you for trying it first before deciding you don't like it instead of letting ignorance and blind faith guide your opinions.

Geekyandproud 19

Friday 24 May 2013 21:24

I love harry potter, it's my childhood. Not gonna bully you but damn, give it a chance!

Mikeskinner 7

Friday 24 May 2013 21:28

Hey bubba, no worries. I don't like them either. They're over-hyped, and the people who began to get on your case are just nutters. (No offense to your girlfriend.)

fyl7899 12

Friday 24 May 2013 21:36

Hey it could be worse. It could've been 50 Shades or Twilight.

otecasacid 22

Friday 24 May 2013 21:50

I liked Harry Potter alot. That being said, you shouldn't be forced into reading it. Lots and lots of butthurt people on this site, just like anywhere though. Good for you, not giving into peer pressure to say you like something.