By Jess49 - 03/12/2011 02:06 - United States

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Today, after telling my boyfriend I was willing to try just about anything to revive our sex life, he confessed to having a swirly fetish. FML
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tacovender 7

Nothing like dipping your head in a dirty toilet during sex!

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graham11 14

And...that's when you wish life had an undo button.

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coltsrock37 15

Looks like your gonna have to clean the bowl before he cleans yours, if you know what I mean

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ninjuh_wingman 29

Nothing turns you on more than sticking your face in a place where people take a dump

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perdix 29

You need to dump that ********, or just take a dump. At least you found someone who might really want a blumpkin. I didn't think they existed.

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poppaof6 0

Unless he is talking about using a swirly ice cream cone from McDonalds on you while getting it on, then I'd say your man has issues.

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alexh15 13

Your relationship is in the toilet now...

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KissMyFurryAss 10

Could be worse... My bf is raptophilic o.o

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AlaskaKid95 7

And you're dating him why?

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BIEBERSLAYER 10

WHAAAAT!!!?? That is definitely a MAJOR issue. If "no stop" gets him going it's not ending well at all.

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kaykay20 0

Actual rape or just role play? If its actual rape then I suggest dumping him ASAP its not safe to be with him. Role play though is perfectly fine if it's between two consenting people on their spare time it's not actual rape only played out to seem that way.

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bchelle11 0

If you're so "o.o" about it then why are you with him?? Honey he a freak.

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Torva_fml 16

Lol, good luck reviving your love life!

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jaredofmo 22

Well, you said "just about anything."

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IndigoAcrylic 9

I thought OP meant like swirly as in like those cute spiral doodles and I was like THATS WAYYY RAD! But yaa...Now that I learned it's like dunking heafs in the toliet...I'm just like BITCH NO! xD Sorry for saying 'like' to much ;3

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AlaskaKid95 7

At first I thought you were a girl and I was like oh she's cute and then I found out you're a guy and I was like.. That's not cute.

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JrTinoco 6

Yepp I kinda thought you were a girl too... Awesome hair though!

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AlaskaKid95 7

A hair cut wouldn't hurt.

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FYLDeep 25

The small thumbnail looks girly. Although, in the full-size photo you can tell you're a male. If that's a problem for you, you should probably change the pic.

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grandeJ98 0

You're hair is awesome!! :D

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julia_lynn 21

Wow. Well I really hope it's not you who has to be on the receiving end of the swirly, OP. But either one is awful. I can't imagine touching a guy whose head is soaked in toilet water - just thinking about it makes me nauseous.

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