Miscellaneous: Today, as I was taking out the trash, I spotted my cute neighbor...

By rholt - 14/01/2014 06:48 - United States - Baldwin City

Today, as I was taking out the trash, I spotted my cute neighbor doing the same. In a rush to get out before he went back inside, I slipped on my iced-over porch. I passed out and woke up with a note on my chest saying, "I unlocked your door but you were too heavy to drag inside". FML

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By youlyingjerk - 01/02/2010 02:12 - United States

Today, I slipped on my icy front porch, fell back and hit my head on the step. I tried to get up, but lost my balance and fell halfway into the bush next to the steps. I then looked up to see my very hot, British, Ex-Special Forces next door neighbor laughing so hard he dropped his snow shovel. FML

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Slippery

By Dana - 29/01/2010 18:59 - United States

Today, it was very windy and snowy and the neighborhood's garbage cans were blowing everywhere. I had already brought mine in and I saw my neighbor's being blown away. Thinking I'd be nice, I went out to pick it up. Just before I could however, the wind smashed it into me and I fell on the ice. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2010 09:34 - United States

Today, as I was walking home, I felt my feet slip out from under me and I face-planted in the slushy, dirty, melting snow. I rolled over, completely soaked, and attempted to get up, thinking no one saw me. A mail-man then passed me without offering to help, and said, "I've seen worse." FML

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You deserved it 3 040

By lolographic24 - 13/02/2010 13:44 - Norway

Today, it was my turn to take out the trash. While walking to the dumpster, I slip and fall. It doesn't really hurt, so I get up and go to the dumpster, but the top is frozen stuck. It won't budge. Then I really pull with a lot of force, and the lid swings open and busts my nose. FML

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By Triple F - 07/03/2009 17:16 - United States

Today, I laced up my fabulous new boots and walked outside to find my hot neighbor, with whom I carpool every morning. I struck a pose, feeling quite confident. Upon taking my first step down the stairs, I fell forward. I woke up an hour later with 7 stitches in my head. FML

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By Never Work With Animals or Children - 26/05/2012 11:06 - United States - Van Nuys

Today, I ran out of the house after my dog, tripped and knocked myself out on the railing by the front step. I woke up to my little brother lifting up the back of my dress for the neighborhood to see. FML

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Nice, thanks!

By somnolence - 17/09/2016 21:20 - United States - Beaverton

Today, I wanted to take a nap after cleaning my apartment, so I put the trash outside the front door and put a note on the door for my roommate, saying, "Please take the trash out when you leave for work." When I woke up, the note was gone but the trash was still there. FML

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By anonymous - 16/10/2010 15:18 - Canada

Today, I was walking to school. I started running to catch up with my friend. I yelled her name, and she turned around in time to watch me slip on a sheet of ice, fall face first, and pass out. When she ran to my side, I unconsciously peed on her. FML

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Stuck

By Anonymous - 10/12/2009 11:47 - United Kingdom

Today, I found myself locked out of my house. I had to squeeze myself through a tiny window around the back. While hanging upside down, my hood fell over my head. My dog ran through to investigate the noise and ravaged me thinking I was a burglar. I then fell and broke my wrist. FML

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You deserved it 5 251

By couturier - 02/01/2010 07:08 - France

Today, I emptied out a bottle of water onto my porch as I was going into my house. Only a couple of hours later, I decided to leave and slipped on what had turned into ice, bruised my tailbone and sprained my wrist. FML

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Haduken 16

Tuesday 14 January 2014 19:20

At least you already had ice for that burn

adrianh1090 12

Tuesday 14 January 2014 19:19

At least he was nice.

Comments

azyjazy713 11

Wednesday 15 January 2014 4:56

Conversation starter!!!! You have taken the first slip... I mean step

Konfuscious 7

Wednesday 15 January 2014 4:57

As someone who has done firefighter training, I can honestly say this guy was a bloody wimp. I have seen a 50kg female pick up a 100kg man in a firemans carry... If she can get him off the ground and over her shoulders, then this douchebag should, at an absolute minimum, be able to 'drag' her inside. Wrap an arm over your shoulder and drag that way if necessary, it's not that bloody difficult!

unlocked_ 9

Wednesday 15 January 2014 5:09

Friend zone.. Now activating .

Nastorrian 11

Wednesday 15 January 2014 6:20

At least you got ice on it rite away....

cunex2sday 5

Wednesday 15 January 2014 6:34

Stop trying to be cute and lose some weight;)

fader48080 10

Wednesday 15 January 2014 10:48

Anyone who would think to leave you like that instead of calling for help is too dumb to breed. for the sake of our nation please move on.

fristinkristin 16

Wednesday 15 January 2014 11:20

Omg that'd be me......

pedinhuh 23

Wednesday 15 January 2014 16:07

Okay... you fell down, hit your head and passed out, then your "cute" neighbor manages to open your door without the key and drags your unconscious body inside... ...I can't be the only one here who though that was a ******' creepy, but hey, atleast he kinda enough to leave a note!!