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By gimmeasalad - 21/04/2012 06:01 - United States - Walnut Creek

Today, as I was washing my boyfriend's fishbowl, the fish did a Nemo and made an unholy leap down the drain. My immediate impulse was to flip the switch. Our kitchen now smells like mutilated fish and my boyfriend won't speak to me. FML

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By Sassers - 03/12/2009 21:08 - United States

Today, I heard a loud crashing noise. I ran into the kitchen to see what it was. My cat had knocked over my fish bowl and had my Beta in her mouth. After scolding her and rescuing it, I decided to clean its bowl. When I went to dump some of the water in the sink, my fish went down the drain. FML

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By fledermausi - 12/06/2012 13:02 - Hungary - Budapest

Today, I came home to my boyfriend emptying his bowels into my aquarium. FML

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By hhaghigh - 14/03/2020 00:08 - United States

Today, I was draining the water from my fishbowl out into the kitchen sink. The fish was still in it and decided to go with the flow, literally, right into the garburator. I was too scared to stick my hand down there to save it; instead I panicked and turned the garburator on. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/09/2012 22:35 - United States

Today, I asked my husband to watch our daughter while I ran a few errands. While he treated himself to a long nap, she decided our fish needed a bubble bath, and squeezed out an entire bottle of dish soap. I came home to bubbles all over the floor, five dead fish, and one sleeping husband. FML

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By regret - 30/12/2019 01:00 - Australia - Warrnambool

Today, my little sister put me in charge of keeping her fighting fish alive. It would've been an easy task if it weren't for my crazy ex-boyfriend drunkenly forcing his way into my house, vomiting into the fishbowl and killing the fish. Only ten more hours until my family gets home. FML

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By TheMissMuffly - 31/07/2012 15:53 - United States - Monmouth

Today, I wanted to take a romantic bath with my boyfriend. I set up the candles and hot water, but I had to take a dump. After my business was done, I called him into the bath. He walks in, sniffs, glances at the toilet and leaves. Guess what I forgot to flush. FML

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By Brinty - 24/10/2009 04:26 - Australia

Today, I found my brand new tropical fish dead in its tank because my boyfriend got drunk last night and decided to pour red wine into the aquarium. FML

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By A-64 - 08/05/2012 20:48 - Belgium - Brussels

Today, against my wishes, my son snuck out of my house to go partying. When he came home, I called him in so I could properly discipline him. While I was talking, he staggered to our fish tank, pulled open the lid, and vomited straight into it. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2010 23:05 - United States

Today, I came home to a dead fish duct-taped to the wall of my dorm room. I can't reach it. FML

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By GasAttack - 07/09/2009 13:32 - Canada

Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML

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JTthePurpleNinja 5

Saturday 21 April 2012 11:43

F the fishes life ! Ouch

dontfmlplzzz 6

Saturday 21 April 2012 11:44

Your reaction was to shred the fish? Angry much?

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choumanater 3

Saturday 21 April 2012 17:30

He suffered a similar death to the terminator But not only crushed but diced aswell :S

123person 8

Saturday 21 April 2012 17:36

17- rest in pieces.

TheDrifter 23

Saturday 21 April 2012 17:52

I'm sure 102 asked all their friends and everyone agreed that Pokemon and My Little Pony were the only cartoons they'd ever seen.

skyeyez9 24

Saturday 21 April 2012 17:55

Buy a fish tank next time instead of a little fish bowl. At 5 or 10 gallon. They are affordable, don't take up alot of space. You clean the tank where it is by using a gravel siphon and a bucket to catch the dirty water. Less stressful for the fish. It jumped because it was freaked out.

Chixken 6

Saturday 21 April 2012 17:57

Awww that's horrible :(

shaka_Z_0929007 10

Saturday 21 April 2012 18:01

My mom did that to my fish too, then he died twenty minutes later...

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Saturday 21 April 2012 18:28

Why was your first instinct to flip the switch? I can't fathom that. Plus, why were you cleaning out HIS fish bowl? Why didn't he do it himself? YDI for not making him take care of his own fish and then for killing said fish by stupidly thinking turning on the garbage disposal was the best solution.

coried91 28

Saturday 21 April 2012 18:46

101- I'm sorry that you live in a cave but my husband and I watch Simpsons all the time. So do our friends, family, cats, etc.

domking1315 20

Saturday 21 April 2012 18:55

No we're more of a Family Guy type people. Giggity

misanthropy666 6

Saturday 21 April 2012 19:06

You both deserved it. Most people know better. And if he really cared about his fish that much then he'd know that they don't belong in bowls, now that's just cruel.