By Anonymous - 31/12/2013 07:52 - United States - Bend

Today, feeling too lazy to cook dinner, I bought a bagged salad from a low-end store. I dumped the contents into a bowl; the first thing that fell out was a dead mouse. Bon appetit. FML
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mackdeezy 22

Justification to sue. Low end or not, that's unsanitary.

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Arrow44 10

I was thinking of suing their wallets, that way I wouldnt get anymore shit from them.

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perdix 29

If you were: Lazy, you'd remove the mouse and rinse the greens thoroughly before eating. Really lazy, you'd skip the rinsing. Super lazy, you'd eat it, mouse and all.

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Sandsh8rk 36

I guess that place wasn't squeaky clean.

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mosquito19 14

real lazy person would just eat around the dead mouse

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MixedGurl97 10

why would you buy food from a low-end store?

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False_Stupidity 41

Gee, I don't know. Maybe because the budget is tight and they couldn't afford a more upmarket bag of salad?

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FMLcommenterer 13

Is there some whale semen to drizzle over the top of that? You're missing out on good food OP!

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fooltemptress 36

Look at the bright side: If one of your resolutions this next year is to lose weight, they've really helped you out. After an experience like that, I'd never be hungry again.

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