By ladylol - 24/11/2012 13:54 - United Kingdom - Towcester

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Today, I asked my boyfriend if he'd rather play the new Assassin's Creed game or have a night of sex with me. He started crying from indecision. FML
I agree, your life sucks 40 182
You deserved it 12 526

Same thing different taste

Comments

olpally 32

His man card is being revoked until further notice. Lol.

BubbleGrunge 18

Why would you give your boyfriend a choice between the two? That's kinda bitchy thing to do, and you're lucky he didn't choose the game over you. I hope you comforted him with your ****** then sat down and played player two with him!

you could always dress in an assassins costume and then tell him to stab you with his hidden blade

That was a terrible thing to do! You know how us men get with our new toys, at least wait until he is bored with it.

Anyone else thinking the reason he started crying was because she made it sound like an ultimatum? Don't get me wrong I ordered the limited edition on ACIII I love the game and my girl joked that I was gonna fall off the face of the earth for a bit, but I pause whatever game I'm playing as soon as she gives the first hint of wanting to play around.

doglover100 28
zoriver 5

Combine them...up, down, left, right, "A", "B", "X", "Y", applies to more than just a game controller. Become the game controller. Just an idea.

With the new AC you're lucky he's even torn...