You clearly have no respect for your wife, not only because of the way you treat her, but because of the way you talk about her. "Sucker of a wife?" "Jumped off my balls?" Really? You talk like a kid in juvie, and I bet you think you're really ******* cool, don't you? Ugh. Men like you make me sick. I hope you get more than a cold. I hope you get divorce papers from your wife, and then you'll be stuck cleaning your own dishes and taking out your own trash all the time.

lazy ass.

You are pathetic.

Good. You're a cold douchebag. Stop being lazy and help your wife out around the house. How can you feel a real cold coming on just by going outside briefly to take the trash out? Man up. You are pitiful

Serves you right. Come live my life for a day. Doing dishes, taking out trash, caring for a child, taking care of pets. And that's just a few things.

Hmm...anyone ever told you you're a dick?

Wow, your "sucker of a wife", huh? The sucker who likely cooked your meal, who likely does your skid marked laundry, and who likely provides your dick with entertainment whenever you request it? Household chores should be a team effort; a give and take. As for them "suckers", I correlate that to naïveté- gullible they may be, but due to the lack of bitterness at least they're usually not assholes like yourself. Grow up, grow a pair, learn to respect your wife and enjoy your snot ridden misery.

LOL now your not gunna get anywhere with your balls!!! Enjoy.

YDI for using "wife" "suck" and "balls" in one sentence, and making it not at all sexy or titillating. It was just a metaphor for nagging.

asshole