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Ouch. I once heated a hotdog in the microwave and the sauce that was already on it got ultra hot, and the same thing happened to me. I even got a big blister on the roof of my mouth for a couple of days- lesson learned. lol @ pizza mouth - I'm sure it's happened to lots of ppl
What does burning the inside of your cheeks sound like btw? Just out of curiousity :3 That's gotta hurt, but to people asking how you didn't feel the heat...I'm guessing maybe you were wearing an oven mitt/oven gloves/some other thing to take hot things out the oven with? Then I could see why you didn't realise how hot it was, I've done that before with oven chips - it'sl ike, arrgh, buuuuurn! Lol Hope it heals quick, and if it's really bad and hurts to eat...it's always a great excuse to eat lots of icecream! ;)
dude, that bites. ha! no pun intended! :P oh, and im a waitress, so the whole feeling heat thing, yeah. lost that months ago.
This is why we should make dangerous toys for young children.
hahah nice reference #4
YDI. Really, any "FML" that includes "without thinking" when thinking would have avoided the FML is a YDI.... Also, #4, I didnt' know Red Dragon was considered obscure? I thought that was a pretty popular movie and series?
Genius. Your an Idiot. Maybe a fat Idiot who cant wait for food to cool before trying to wolf it all down. but then again if that was the case this wouldnt have been the first time and by now you would have been used to it. so maybe you should have a snack while you wait instead of dying to eat. then you would have had the sense to wait till it wasnt hot.
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God, I'm so hungry now. FYL though.
So what does it sound like? Just a general sizzle?