By Anonymous - 07/05/2009 12:09 - Canada

Today, I baked a chicken pot pie in the oven. I pulled it out, and noticed a big piece of tasty-looking, flaky pastry had come loose. Without thinking I ripped it off and popped it into my mouth. I HEARD the skin on the inside of my cheeks burn. FML
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Same thing different taste

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24788 6

God, I'm so hungry now. FYL though.

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PianoManGidley 0

So what does it sound like? Just a general sizzle?

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couragewolf9001 0

#32 You're* can't* But, then again,* So* *til wasn't*

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neverland_fml 0

Glutton. That piece of sensual, delicious wonderful beautiful pastry would have still been there in 5 minutes. Honest to Shiva. YDI.

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NoBounceNoPlay 0

@32… chill, man. Obviously, this person knows he didn't think. What's with the rant? I mean, people act like stuff like this never happens to them. Haven't you ever bought a big slice of pizza, and couldn't wait for it to cool?

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Roddsy 0

#33 But then again,* until* rofls ;p

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nikkireese 0

haha #4. looks like the grammar police are out again

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couragewolf9001 0

#36 Hats off to you, Sir.

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Seegtease 0

How have you survived to an age where you can use a computer?

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tehhotness 0

WTF??? how did you not notice it was hot when you had it in your hand?

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