Love: Today, I confessed to cheating to my girlfriend. She decided...

By bad day Brutus - 29/04/2013 05:26 - United States

Today, I confessed to cheating to my girlfriend. She decided to go up to the girl and ask her about it. The girl denied it and said she didn't even know me. My girlfriend walked up to me, called me a liar and punched me in the face. FML

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By king400 - 25/11/2012 08:09 - United States - Lancaster

Today, I found out my girlfriend of 3 years has been cheating on me. When I explained the situation to the "other guy", he exclaimed that I was lying because I was jealous and trying to ruin his relationship. He punched me in the face. FML

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By Ari - 16/06/2011 04:19 - United States

Today, a man came up to me and punched me in the face. He turned out to be the guy my ex-girlfriend cheated on me with. Apparently, she told him we broke up because I used to beat her. FML

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By fuckingtrollingskankwhoreshitwankcuntfuck - 13/07/2013 17:33 - United States - Enfield

Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when a girl came out of nowhere, screaming at me for cheating on her, and saying she was dumping me. I've never seen her before, and she was almost grinning during her little act, but my girlfriend believed it, and I'm now single. FML

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By wray16 - 26/02/2021 21:30 - United States

Today, while my girlfriend and I were making out, she went to fix the pillow behind her head and punched me straight in the face. FML

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By petmosch - 04/08/2017 00:30

Today, I came up with the idea of pranking my girlfriend by telling her that I knew she was cheating on me. She then apologized. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2013 16:51 - United States - Ozark

Today, I confessed to my girlfriend that I cheated on her. She told me that she needed time to think, and left. An hour later, her dad came by with a baseball bat. FML

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You deserved it 146 906

By DHarman - 25/05/2010 23:06 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend actually walked into a door and gave herself a black eye. She's too embarrassed to admit it, so she's telling everyone I beat her. FML

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You deserved it 4 071

By hero to zero - 04/07/2011 16:09 - United States

Today, my girlfriend's ex punched me so hard in the face, I couldn't see straight. But I got up anyway. I lunged at him, and nailed him in the jaw. Turns out I'd in fact just knocked out my girlfriend the on-looker. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/06/2014 18:01 - Canada - North Bay

Today, my girlfriend sent me a text message confessing that she's been cheating on me. Apparently she regretted telling me the truth, because when I confronted her face-to-face, she claimed her roommate had sent it as a prank. She doesn't have a roommate. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/12/2014 16:19 - United States - Memphis

Today, my girlfriend confessed that she's been cheating on me for the past two months. Apparently she thought I'd take it well, because when I yelled at her for being a heartless bitch, she stuttered "S-sike!" and tried to play it off as a prank. She's acting like we're still dating. FML

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You deserved it 3 090

maz95 17

Monday 29 April 2013 12:05

Well I can't say you didn't deserve that punch.

Grand_Cookie 21

Monday 29 April 2013 12:05

You pretty much deserve whatever bad things happen to you.

Comments

sarcasmOffended 14

Monday 29 April 2013 14:27

Actually, YDDH. You dont deserve her.

Caribbeankid14 10

Monday 29 April 2013 14:50

How is this an fml for the OP when he clearly deserved it? Should be an fml to OP's gf...

SynysterNero 20

Monday 29 April 2013 14:57

You deserved that one because there's no excuses for cheating on someone.

thehowiie 6

Monday 29 April 2013 15:00

Is your relationship still intact?

NagainaFier 16

Monday 29 April 2013 15:51

I'm going to go on a limb and guess 'no'... Hopefully. If OP's (ex) GF has any self confidence. Remember kids; if they do it once, they'll do it again!

RedPillSucks 31

Monday 29 April 2013 16:43

Not sure.... The fact that she confronted the other girl, then didn't believe OP and thought he lied makes her seem like the worst kind of stage 5 klingon. A stage 5 klingon with a mean left hook. I personally don't think he has much of a choice in whether the relationship is intact or not. I suspect that she has put him in the "till death do us part" category.

NagainaFier 16

Monday 29 April 2013 17:49

Seems like a fair enough punishment for his misdeeds... I'm just very, very confused as to why she would think he was lying about cheating? Baaaah, this is why I don't date; too much brain hurt

skatoolaki 24

Monday 29 April 2013 15:04

You're probably lucky all you got was punched in the face.

westboundcali 13

Monday 29 April 2013 15:23

You're clearly not ready for a relationship so why get in one?

Timber147 9

Monday 29 April 2013 15:23

Not to smart buddy! If you wanted to cheat then obviously your still looking for your girl, I understand that. But break up with the girl your with now first!

M3DIC4T3 29

Monday 29 April 2013 15:48

Stay faithful or stay single, OP.

NagainaFier 16

Monday 29 April 2013 15:49

Of course she denied it! Regardless of whether or not I knew I was the other woman, I'd never own up to playing the role of 'home wrecking *****' if confronted like that. On that note, you get no sympathy from this girl unless your ass was Mickey'd. Which I find extremely doubtful.