By Anonymous - 28/05/2013 16:51 - United States - Ozark

Today, I confessed to my girlfriend that I cheated on her. She told me that she needed time to think, and left. An hour later, her dad came by with a baseball bat. FML
I agree, your life sucks 29 223
You deserved it 146 905

Same thing different taste

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You didn't really think we would sympathise...

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OP, I hope your mother has her pistol ready. Cheater or not - if anyone ever showed up with a bat to harm my son, they would be in for some damage. I understand his daughter was hurt. But a bat? Really? Are we in 1957 still? That's trashy and won't solve anything. If his daughter herself condoned that, then she has some serious self evaluation to do. I can't see how cheating warrants physical beating. Under no circumstances does OP deserve to be harmed physically.

Well as much as I think you're a dick for cheating, her dad's reaction is really over the top. You can kill or seriously injure someone with a bat. Then maybe he just wanted to give you a scare to teach you a lesson. You writing this FML let me think that you're still alive and still have use of both hands :)

Wouah, I would be afraid to date someone were you live, if it seems normal to threaten your daughter's boyfriend with a bat if he cheated on her. So is it like: - Daddy, he forgot our anniversary !: Dad shows up with his fists - Daddy, he cheated on me !: Dad shows up with a bat - Daddy, he left me (for another woman)! : Dad shows up with a showel (and a gun) ???? Conclusion: OP, find an orphan girlfriend next time (but try not to cheat this time).

No one said that it was normal. If this happened all the time he wouldn't have posted an FML about it... It is, however, ******* awesome.

meherm 11

Consider yourself lucky if you were my boyfriend my dad would've shown up with a machete. Ain't nobody **** with a Portuguese man and his precious daughter. So you deserved anything that did or didn't happen with that bat. You cheating bastard and may this be a lesson that you shouldn't mess around with a father's daughter.

avapaige1234 19

Your girl's got a cool dad! You should know better than to cheat on her. YDI

pwnman 33

How the heck can this FML get - "I agree, your life sucks"? OP, relationships are not game... You deserved it.

If I were your (now ex) girlfriend, I would've been back with a baseball bat myself ! I don't see the point of involving your parents in relationships problems. For being a cheater you deserve getting your kneecaps bashed with a frying pan :D

Ok everyone, take a deep breath and repeat after me "being cheated on does not entitle someone or their relative to serious assault"

ViviMage 38

You didn't respect her by cheating. The father was righteously angry. Give HIS daughter an STD or break her heart will you? I hope your happy with the one you cheated on her with, the father likely will keep the bat nearby if you show up again.