By missgayle319 - 15/03/2012 07:53 - United States

 Today, I decided to finally try out the veggie slicer I bought a few months ago to make healthy homemade potato chips. Along with the sliced potatoes, I am now missing about a quarter inch chunk of skin from the side of my hand and quite a bit of blood. At least the chips were good. FML
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DocBastard 38

I understand you're trying to lose weight, but lopping off a bit of your hand is NOT part of the DocBastard Healthy Weight Loss Plan.

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SockMonkey333 0

Mmm nothing like homemade blood flavored chips delicious!

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loserman67 35

"UUUMMMMM, these chips are yummy dear, what seasoning did you use?" "Hemoglobin." "What?" "Look, it's a secret, just eat."

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kikiwi_fml 9

That's what you get for using 'potato chips' and 'healthy' in the same sentence.

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cupcakes87 1

Finger lickin' good.

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ddeathbombb 5

Lol do you read the warnings

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BunBunBabe 8

I find it awesome you still cooked the chips after getting that cut, some people would be so pissed/in pain they would say **** it

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lionpann 3

pool man,the skin is crying which be sliced

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tek9tim 3

Somebody needs to do a public service announcement on mandolins. This is the second fml in a week involving one. Eeeeek.

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