Health: Today, I decided to finally try out the veggie slicer I bought...

By missgayle319 - 15/03/2012 07:53 - United States

Today, I decided to finally try out the veggie slicer I bought a few months ago to make healthy homemade potato chips. Along with the sliced potatoes, I am now missing about a quarter inch chunk of skin from the side of my hand and quite a bit of blood. At least the chips were good. FML

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By dancincherrychic - 25/10/2015 19:00 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was making sweet potato chips using my new slicer. I didn't mean to make a pinky finger chip as well. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/07/2019 05:00 - United States - El Paso

Today, I was cutting potatoes. I was cutting them slowly, being careful, but my mom told me to cut faster, that I wouldn't cut myself. I cut myself. FML

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By PWI_addict - 03/01/2010 17:11 - United States

Today, I was making myself lunch. I love cooking, and often, I pretend I'm on the Food Network. I started to slice some tomatoes rapidly, which, turns out, was a big mistake; I sliced my thumb open. FML

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By nessacadesa - 24/03/2009 04:47 - United States

Today, I was telling my younger brother and sister how important it is to know how to use a knife properly, all while slicing potatoes. Just as I was saying how stupid people can be with knives, the potato slipped on the counter. I sliced open my hand while talking about knife safety. FML

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By 5p4571k - 25/05/2014 17:35 - Canada - Chilliwack

Today, I was cooking dinner for my children, managing for once not to screw up and hurt myself. Then, while chopping vegetables, I accidentally sliced my finger open. The same finger that was still covered in juice from a lemon I'd just squeezed. FML

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By maryfaithh - 27/01/2012 16:30 - United States

Today, I tried to open a can with a potato peeler. For a minute I forgot what a can opener looked like. FML

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By Chef stupid - 11/08/2016 15:32 - United States - Houston

Today, while working at a fine-dining restaurant, I was dicing veggies. I was paying such close attention to make sure the veggies were all the same size, that I managed to cut off the tip of my thumb. FML

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By figgy - 29/11/2010 10:46 - United States

Today, I was working in a deli when I cut more meat than I intended; I basically removed my fingerprint via the deli slicer. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/10/2022 06:00

Today, while demonstrating our new meat slicer at work, and after sharpening the blade at the end of the demonstration, I noticed some metal powder. I grabbed a rag to wipe it off, not realizing the blade was still in the “open” position. I now have six stitches and a really painful finger. FML

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By brileyyyy - 12/01/2010 03:40 - United States

Today, I was sent to the hospital for being knocked out with a potato. FML

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Thursday 15 March 2012 11:54

Well at least you got some chips

DocBastard 38

Thursday 15 March 2012 12:13

I understand you're trying to lose weight, but lopping off a bit of your hand is NOT part of the DocBastard Healthy Weight Loss Plan.

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fsamslife92 8

Thursday 15 March 2012 14:51

Mmmm...blood flavored.

linkinpark98 23

Thursday 15 March 2012 14:53

Finger food?

BaconBoy75 2

Thursday 15 March 2012 14:55

That's why you have to always use he safety guard that comes with the slicer. But I hope your hand heals quickly.

squirrel71610 0

Thursday 15 March 2012 15:33

You need a cutting glove! Been saving my digits for months

GODert 8

Thursday 15 March 2012 15:36

You just use a regular knife

LennyComa 39

Thursday 15 March 2012 15:40

This ia why you should have a grown up help you if there are sharp pointy slicey things involved

GothicAngel17 24

Thursday 15 March 2012 15:52

Well, that was silly!

zebralover23 14

Thursday 15 March 2012 15:56

Well at least you had some good healthy chips. I hope your okay though!

haleyaubrey1 0

Thursday 15 March 2012 16:12

Got chips doesn't matter

XxWolf96xX 0

Thursday 15 March 2012 16:17

I'm sorry... At least the chips where good, right!?

ddeathbombb 5

Thursday 15 March 2012 16:32

It would be funny if it didnt

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