By hopefulanonymous - 20/11/2009 16:01 - United States

Today, I dropped off a box for my sister at her job. In a rush, I unknowingly parked in a reserved spot. When I got back to my car, I saw that my car was being towed. After successfully flirting myself out of an expensive towing bill, I backed into the pole behind me, leaving a noticeable dent. FML
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repyourcliche 0

"successfully flirting" lol you shagged him in the parking lot, didn't you?

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Ilovelife07 0

based on the whorish way you got yourself out of that ticket, i'm guessing that wasn't the first time you "backed into a pole"

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DameGreyWulf 0

YDI for flirting out of responsibility. I hate stupid twats like you. You're the reason people expect chicks to accept date invitations if they do something wrong and bitch when they don't, you're the reason people baw about chicks using their boobs to get to the top (and the reason said chicks think it's okay to do that). One day you'll be banging your married boss for a promotion and end up PREGNANT. Fun times. Oh the best part is when he doesn't actually give you the promotion. And if you're a dude? Pretty much same thing applies. There are chicks who expect dudes to accept dates when they do something wrong.

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a_robot_duck 0

FYL. Good work using what God gave you though.

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bullfuckingshit 0

YDI, its called Karma, I hope you think of it everytime you look at your bumper. ****, stop trying to use your looks to evade the rules.

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tyop_fml 0

I love how people just assume the OP is a woman. It could be a guy...

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DameGreyWulf 0

Even I agree it's most likely a woman. *Guys flirt, true, but they don't usually call it flirting. *I haven't often heard of guys flirting out of a bill. *On TV, tow people can be hot, sexy, blonde grease monkey-ettes, but in reality they're usually people who either just love making others miserable or are miserable themselves (or both) and not so sexy, and usually guys. First, who flirts with the not-so-sexy but women unless it's a guy on a bet? Second, if it's a guy... *...a guy wouldn't flirt with him unless he was gay, in which case being flamboyant in such a way might get him fagdragged, thus he probably wouldn't flirt at all. *A REAL man would bitch out of the bill, or just keep bitching in general, rather than butter up the towguy! (lol) *User most likely kept herself anonymous in hopes of not getting "****!" or "women drivers" comments. If she really wanted to seem like a dude, she would have marked dude.

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Ninjaface 0

Sounds like your flirting was VERY successful. Not only did you get out of the ticket, you also "backed into a pole" so hard it left a dent. You might want to call that guy back, because it sounds like he really knows his way around YOUR "reserved spot."

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helpmeiamblind 0

Agrees w/ #60 It's unfair that women have more advantages in this world just because they were born with ****, I'd probably square the fine if she did that with me. To OP YDI YOU SEXIST BITCH

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