By Live Sweet - 25/04/2013 05:33

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Today, I finally hooked up with the guy that I have been in love with forever. If there is such a thing as soul mates, this guy is it. He's my best friend in the whole world. It was the worst sex I have ever had. FML
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glosniks 5

Sex isn't everything! He'll get better, maybe it's his first time.

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Magicomoo 9

Everybody can learn, just be honest and work on it in a nice way. Its about creating good experiences :-) sex can always be improved if you talk! good luck!

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lyssgross 16

Practice makes perfect, OP! Have fun! ;)

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perdix 29

There's always the Friend Zone for guys like that. The good news is you can go out there and find guys that can **** your brains out even if they are assholes, and you've got your buddy for the emotional and mental connection.

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Harmell 7

I hope this comment is satirical...

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Bakarra 22

So I was really supposed to check out sheepdoghairfetish.com???

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perdix 29

I'm just solvin' problems here. Sometimes the obvious solution to a problem is not what we want it to be, but that's the way it is.

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Bakarra 22

Look at perdix, dealin the hard truth. Its the truth FML deserves, but not the one it needs right now. A dark truth.

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DocBastard 38

It's a shame that relationships are only about sex, and that a deep trusting friendship doesn't factor in at all. Oh, wait...

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Bakarra 22

Sex is basically the icing on the cake of a great relationship, but a cake without icing is still pretty damn good

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gc327072 30

^only if it's good cake, not shitty box-cake.

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AngelSpit 18

It's still a bit shallow freaking out over bad sex . I was with a guy for two years and he was a virgin by the time we parted ways he was damn good at what he did like everyone's saying give it time and teach him

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DDalton 14

Maybe it was just a nervous encounter... Try it again and take the lead to make him give you what you desire. Don't give up on anything over one bad experience.

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\ 28

How can you be so madly in love with someone and still consider them as a friend?

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crazytwinsmom 25

My husband and I were really good friends before we fell in love and we still are really good friends in love. Sex and marriage are better if you like each other and are friends in love.

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cieloalicia 16

I think what he means is why are they not together if she is in live with him and they screwed. Valid question.

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\ 28

#75 hit the nail on the head; that's what I meant. One does not simply introduce their genitals into the bodily orifice of a mere "friend." :)

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jem970 19

Not true. I had two co-workers that hated, I mean HATED each others guts. I found them going at it in a supply closet. After when I asked her why all she said was that she still wanted to kill him with a rusty spoon, he looked damn good tonight and she wanted to **** like a bunny. So.... if two people that hate one another and they can have sex, why cant two friends?

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cieloalicia 16

Because people who don't just throw their bodies around for anyone to get off on see it as a way to show actual genuine affection for their partner...

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\ 28

#109, you knew exactly what I meant. Thank you :) We should have coffee sometime, lol

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cieloalicia 16

Just a relief to know there are some like minded people out there! Lol we should.

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crazytwinsmom 25

Maybe they were afraid to mess up their great friendship by becoming more than friends. Or it was bad timing before, one or the other was in a relationship.

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Katielynne53725 6

My boyfriend is the best friend I could ask for.

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katties 27

The first time I had sex with my boyfriend, it was really bad too, although he was trying very hard to make me relax and all. Since it was our first time, I just thought to myself that I'll give him more chances and he will probably get better - he just needs some more practice. Now he's absolutely fantastic in bed, so cheer up and give him another chance! :)

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Dramori 29

Easier to train a great person to be good in bed than a person good in the sack to stop being an asshole!

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karlcolt45 19

and think of all the calories they'll burn! F**k your way to fitness!

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\ 28

You actually could, but you'd need to do it heavily and regularly, some kind of metabolic supplement before you do it, and a strict diet. :)

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fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

You probably had very high expectations since you've been picturing that moment for ages. Maybe he was really nervous. Plus it takes 2 people to make love. Give yourself a chance.

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karlcolt45 19

Vibrators! For when your soul mate fails at the actual mating

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